Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Once fukushima melted down, the news about anything in Japan just disappear in the US. Oh sure there is non stop stock market talk because to this government, money is all there is in the world, but I was wondering if anyone had information on the “human” interest side. Did they totally evacuate that island? Where are the homeless being kept now? Who if anyone is helping them? Why do they want all that information to remain top secret? They continue to have 5.0, 6.0 and 7.0 earthquakes daily there and yet not a squeak out of our bought and paid for news media in America. All working for the almighty dollar. If you have any REAL word on the welfare of the tsunami victims I’d like to hear it. If you are just guessing, then keep it to yourself.

What are the top 5 internet marketing wealth secrets
people would really want to know?

I’m a college student, I’m actively looking for a job and only have $1400 worth of assets. I can invest a maximum of $200 at this moment. How do I become rich because I hate work, hate school, hate the prospect of life as a wage slave, love money. I want a sustainable income with this.
Oh and for everyone who wants to spam me: I HAVE tried affiliate marketing, freelancing, and what not. I HAVE made about $300 off of that. THAT IS BARELY ANYTHING!

I have a desire to become a small business owner and even bigger later on down the line. Majoring in business..I’m really anxious to start my own, profitable online business. I don’t care if I’m only seeing 20-30 a month lol for a while, just to know that im seeing some sort of cash flow lies room for improvement to make more money.. I want to know..which websites are the best hosts? Which ones make it easier to sell things? Can i sell there products and make money off them? Affiliate marketing??Etc, etc, etc..I don’t have much money to start..I don’t really know what I want to create my site off of, what products to sell etc. All i know is i would like to sell electronics, tech stuff, accessories, etc. Anything else actually that I could create a profit with that’s not so hard. Ive heard of soo many different sites that I can join and start selling there products and make money that way. Anyone know of the best or if that’s a good idea? Help please

ONE)
http://www.cafepress.com/+hippo_tote_bag%2C367162951?cmp=pfc–ca–us–017–367162951&utm_term=367162951&utm_campaign=Tote+Bag&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=ChannelAdvisor_US_become&pid=5185601
TWO)
http://www.cafepress.com/+colorful_owls_1_tote_bag%2C376641597?cmp=pfc–ca–us–017–376641597&utm_term=376641597&utm_campaign=Tote+Bag&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=ChannelAdvisor_US_become&pid=5185601
THREE)
http://www.cafepress.com/+peace_love_ladybugs_tote_bag%2C412063529?cmp=pfc–ca–us–017–412063529&utm_term=412063529&utm_campaign=Tote+Bag&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=ChannelAdvisor_US_become&pid=5185601
They’re about $22.

could any one please tell me i am in a dilemma of choosing…….?