Affiliate Marketing Secrets

What is better, $8-$10/hour stabile-income job?
Or doing very simple business? By that I mean:
-Buying/selling on eBay
-Freelancing (online and offline – includes tutoring, graphics design, etc.)
-Buying bulk quantities of pizza and selling them at college or a swap meet
-Internet marketing (affiliate marketing, blogging)
-Dealing drugs (yes people do it)

I’m a college student, I’m actively looking for a job and only have $1400 worth of assets. I can invest a maximum of $200 at this moment. How do I become rich because I hate work, hate school, hate the prospect of life as a wage slave, love money. I want a sustainable income with this.
Oh and for everyone who wants to spam me: I HAVE tried affiliate marketing, freelancing, and what not. I HAVE made about $300 off of that. THAT IS BARELY ANYTHING!