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At first I thought that this was a viral joke. You know, just like how the world will end soon, just something for laughs.
But now I keep coming across serious questions of confused teenagers who think the illuminati is going to destroy the world on the 21st….
And this just freaks me out. Do I actually live my life with these types of people? With these clueless morons?
It forces me lose all hope in humanity….
The whole illuminati thing is just ridiculous. They keep saying that celebs are part of it because their music videos show hidden satanic symbols. Really?
Marketing strategies are obviously working a bit too well for those celebs….
Makes me wonder when Apple is going to join the illuminati haha. Samsung and HTC are gaining quite fast on them. Apple needs a new strategy asap.

Suppose for a moment magic was real.
You could throw fireballs, heal people with a touch, raise zombies, transform yourself into an animal… the whole bit. But while you could do those things, the study and usage of magic would be strictly forbidden due to it’s potential for abuse. People caught using it would be imprisoned and drugged to prevent them from able to conduct magic.
Would you be able to resist the temptation to practice it?

Hi I’m new to making a website and Internet marketing I’m learning about seo and keywords etc. if I have a site and fixed it up a little bit with some affiliate products on it ready to sell how to i get buyers and traffic cheap and easy without blogging and all that other stuff that takes forever anyone know a secret or a software or any tips to help me out to get ranked and stuff would be great message me if you don’t mind helping me thank you

I see how online, ebooks have taken off a bit and more people going with the self publishing option getting their hard works published. But realistically how are the odds that your self published book favors well compared to being published by a publisher?

I am not a Buddhist and have never been to a service before, so I know nothing about it. However I really want to go to a service and see a little bit what the religion is like! So I have a few questions.
First, would it be accepted for me to attend a service if I’m not affiliated with the religion at all, or would that be frowned upon?
Secondly, what types of things do they do? I have been to a Christian church service before; is it at all similar to that?
Is there anything that you think may catch the average American off-guard? Just so I can be expecting & not be too surprised by anything, like a deer in headlights.
I think that’s it. Thanks!

From what I can gather it is more complex than I realized. I write articles and have ebay and amazon programs displayed, but I want to get a bit more serious with it. I don’t really know where to start. I need somewhere which pays via paypal to the UK (Amazon do not do this).