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Is this scenario at all possible? if not, what would make it more realistic??
– citizen of argentina and u.s.a (born in Argentina)
-lives in canada (canadian visa)
-visiting mexico.
– affiliated with drug cartels (big connections)
– involved in transporting and distribution of drugs (from mexico to u.s.)
– murdered someone ( in mexico)
– gets caught for it all!!!!!!!
would this happen?
1. visa declined in canada?
2. loss of citizenship with US
3. deported back to Argentina (first/home land)

I’m an electronics and instrumentation student of an affiliated anna university college in Chennai,India.
I would like to do an M.S in instrumentation in Canada , Australia or New Zealand. What are the requirements, apart from my gpa and a B.E certificate, to get an admission. What do the universities abroad expect Indian students to have in their resumes in order to get an admission (not the IELTS band requirements) ?

i visited montreal this summer (july) and was watching a local channel in the hotel one night. they featured several stand up comedians, all from canada, in a show similar to comedy central presents, except, you know, canadian. i think it might have been affiliated with just for laughs but i can’t remember, and searching just for laughs hasn’t helped so far.
anyway, we saw one comedian we really enjoyed, found very funny, and the next day we found ourselves reciting his jokes. unfortunately none of us had the presence of mind to write his name down and it has since escaped my mind.
i’m going to try to describe him and one of the jokes he did that has stayed in my memory, but if no one recognizes him that way, does any one know how else i could find his name? he was very funny and i’d like to see more from him.
he was white, thin, small build, and wore glasses. he had dark hair. sorry if that is vague, it’s all i remember.
he did a long bit about 18 year old girls, and trends. i don’t remember it verbatim but he kept repeating “i’m so ******* 18 right now”.
that’s not a lot to go on at all and i’m really sorry, i just would really like to figure out who i was watching then.
honestly, i think his first name might have been brad, or mark. he rapped. please help.

hey,
Does anyone know any good affiliate program shipping cigarettes to US or Canada?
I know its abit hard to find but im sure there is at least one,anyone?

where can i buy advertising to get quality traffic from Canada and united state?
i have try many different advertising in my days but seams harder get Quality traffic leads from this country most i got was cheaters use proxy, bots etc
my sites have an high alexa rank and traffic but
most my good members is from poor countries…
but as affiliate most paying offer is for user in united state

In what town or city in Canada would a dermatologist make the most money (Self-employed and hospital affiliated ones)