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ow many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Two million, six hundred and twenty thousand, and ninety four.
1 to buy the bulb, change it and throw the old one in the bin
2000 to extract, ship, design and forge, deliver, market and sell the raw materials for the bin
5 to crew the wagon that carries the old light bulb away.
20 to man their refuse depot.
40 to man the landfill site that buries the old bulb
20 to wrestle the fundamental secrets of electricity from the universe
5 to invent the lightbulb after decades of trial, error, sweat, risk, insight and innovation
3 to design the particular style of bulb
100,000 to evolve the glassblowing process over millennia of tragic accidents and astonishing inspiration
2000 to design, inspect, approve, construct, secure, maintain and wire the building that the light socket sits in
500,000 to build and maintain the infrastructure that delivers energy to the light socket
1000 to build the factory that made the light bulb
5000 to man the supply chain of raw materials for it
1,000,000 to build their ships, trains and trucks
10,000 to tarmac the road and lay the tracks that the raw materials traveled over
1,000,000 to insure them all, and to never breathe a word about their loss
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? One
One to nag her boyfriend to buy the lightbulb. The same one to get him to drive her to the DIY store and wait while she takes an hour to choose the one she wants, then borrow the money off and never pay it back. The same one to expect him to drive her home and nag him to fit the bulb. The same one to complain it is too bright / dim / colourful / bland / over designed / under designed, to stage an environmental protest outside the landfill site, sue the builders for sexual discrimination, write a false history that marginalized the men who made it possible, and demand that everyone around her pays for her massively overpriced, self-aggrandising wedding. The same one to divorce him, steal all his earnings, shove him out of his children’s lives, manipulate the legislative process and its enforcers to entrench her position, falsely accuse the builders of sexual assault, claim all the credit for a reproductive process in which she is entirely passive and indulged, make self-serving assertions that everything would be far better if women had done it all, and to call all her friends to ***** about having to change the lightbulb without any support from her useless ex-husband.

Just joined a company and Im trying to start a home business. I dont want to take the dive and invest in it, if its not worth my money or time. The company offers a program for advertising their company and products, but I want to have more options, more leverage. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

in an article I have to read and present they discuss niche over lap but they never explain what this means. Does it mean that the species is over lapping with other species or its just over lapping old territory or it will be invasive?

Ok, so my personal banker showed all of my files and private information including address’s, fictitious business name & number, and statements all to my former boss. All this was requested by my former boss. At the time i left the company to work independently, when 2 co-workers told me they saw my banker reviewing my files with my ex-boss. The company is not an affiliate of BOA. What can I do? i want it to stop ! thank you for all your opinions.

Stress relief is a crucial part of a mans overall health. Will Obamacare pay for the stress relief services a prostitute provides? Can he force a woman to participate in this under represented market because it is covered by the commerce clause and the more women that participate, the lower the costs will be to provide men with this essential healthcare issue.