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i just realized today, that I don’t know who I am. I don’t know what I want. I got my college degree, now what? Settle down, cut out a niche of mediocrity for myself and just exist? I feel like I am meant to do something, but I don’t know what it is. I look at all these people with their cars, and iphones and I feel sad that people think that these toys are what happiness is. This bullshit materialism controls almost everyone, we trap ourselves with all these possessions, its like we are digging our own graves. Is this what life is? Just hoarding as much **** as possible? For what, we still all rot in the ground in the end, kings and beggars.

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Or are the colleges affiliated to Mumbai University better? Please help me out!

What is niche?

Where on a company’s website will it say if they use affiliates and have an affiliate program I can use?

Plzz help me….