Affiliate Marketing Secrets

My name is Tyler and I had a YouTube channel it got taken down on my third strike because of affiliate links AKA adfly. I mad a new channel called PigPuncherFTW i have an intro and all the equipment like green-screens mics etc but i am not talented with things like Photoshop or any type of photo editing. I need a YouTube background for my channel it needs to have a cartoon aspect to it but its mostly about games like COD,Minecraft etc. I will be able to pay you if you send me a address or something but i need to at least see the background first money is not the problem for me and you would have to trust me. If you would like to talk please leave a message with your Skype username

Youre married for 10+ years with 2 kids.
You suddenly discover that your spouse has been concealing a secret, that he/she is a major international arms smuggler, stealing or buying and selling black market weapons wholesale from fallen regimes and selling them to all types of small-time dictators, warlords, tyrants or druglords, or whoever is willing to pay the right price (military weapons, guns/bombs, ammunition, and some artillery wherever available)
He/She is thereby is contributing to atrocities like genocide and many global social ills.
What do you do?
As many answerers as possible please.
P.S., assuming that You yourself are morally opposed to this type of business. Not looking for the “Woohoo that would be AWESOME!” replies.
P.P.S. I need to know this because of a debate my girl and I had on the matter. Neither I nor anyone I know is in this predicament.

I know that humiliation and domination are both fairly well known fetishes, mine is only for humiliation, and extremely mild, yet it doesn’t seem to have a niche of any kind. No one I ask has anything quite like it. Other than the fact that it gets me insanely hot, there is nothing of an actual “sexual” nature about it, in the fantasy they are even fully clothed. The clothes may be short, or low cut, or really tight, but are just regular clothes, I seem to be very fond of denim bottoms, like skirts or jeans, and tight or small tops like Tee shirts or those sleeveless strapped “tank top” looking things. As for the fetish itself, it involves the girls laughing at me. The ways vary, sometimes their the “cruel teen girl” who whispers gossip, smirks, and chuckles quietly with her friends. Sometimes they are the sarcastic college type who says things like “oh yeah, you’re just my type. Ugh, what a freak.” Sometimes it’s more gentle and soft, they don’t mean to make fun of me, but everything about me just makes them giggle so much. may say something like “Aww, I’m sorry… your just too silly!” Or it just may be a girl who just laughs quietly to herself every time she encounters me or I try to address her, just smirks and laughs calmly, totally refusing to respond no matter how hard I try. My particular area of the fetish doesn’t seem to have a place though, nothing sexual, fully clothed, no particular scene, covers several races and “types”, isn’t strong enough to be true domination, and is to vague to be real humiliation. I mean, even when a girl so much as playfully pretends to laugh at someone (it doesn’t even have to be me, being me just makes it much more intense) I get totally turned on. If her friend falls over and she says “Ha-ha!” Or I hear one saying “so and so is weird/a dork/a perv/ect.” to a friend as she walks by, not even meaning or noticing me, I get a stir of feeling. So is there a category for this? What would this be?

Okay, so I have two shows that I’m trying to develop. I’m unsure of how to develop them because I don’t know exactly what type of markets (channels) they’re fit for. Could you help me? I need to know what kind of channel it would be viable on so that I can plan episodes in the general and common amount.
One is an hour-long comedy-drama about the staff at a high school. They deal with the struggles of teaching students, relating to colleagues, dealing with school activities, communicating with parents, balancing work with their personal lives, mixing their personal lives and work lives together, secrets, and scandals. I should point out that there was a similar show to this called Boston Public which aired from 2000-2004. It’s no longer being rerun so I don’t know how to make it different from that show and to avoid accidentally plagiarizing it. It seems like because schools are not as popular in pop culture as cop, lawyer, and doctor shows, it’s more difficult to make them different, and easier to be accused of being unoriginal.
The other is about six quirky and eccentric black and Latino teenagers living on the South Side of Chicago dealing with not being accepted by their peers for being odd and dealing with the trials and tribulations of adolescence one day at a time.

Hey guys,
I sent my query letter off last night and today I got a reply from the agent saying that my book isn’t really her type.
But! I’m wondering if it has anything to do with my query? A friend of mine showed me how to write one but i got refused by two agents, hmmm…..
I’m going to paste the first chapter of my query and if you guys could give me an honest opinion and some suggestions, that would make my day! This is my first time and I really need some help :/
Dear Mrs ??????,
May I please send you my novel, The Freak in Me, for your consideration? It’s approximately 55,814 words and it’s an occurring story, telling the story of a seventeen year old girl who believed she was kidnapped but thanks to her trauma her mind had blocked everything. One day a striking young man walks into her life and she quickly falls in love but little does she know, her life is going to get a lot worse and later discovers a hidden dark secret she never knew she had. This novel has a mixture of thriller/drama/comedy and it’s aimed it at the young adult market.
Thank you so much for your time! 🙂

I don’t understand ! I am a person who has been watching both political parties and I’m really not affiliated with either.I can’t believe this, there is recorded video’s and tapes ! He absolutely is the most contradicted person there is! How can you trust a man to lead the country who say’s he’s against something one week then the next he’s for it! I don’t believe the poles are so close! It’s not just that there is so much more that I don’t even wish to type it! How can so many women want to be told what to do with their bodies! I could go on and on! Also I know Obama is not perfect either,but I have really have been watching both sides of this for a year and I believe he is the lesser of 2 evil’s! The majority of Romney’s advisor’s and staff are former Bush do you really want another Bush administration?