Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I got a email from somebody in China and it makea no sense it has poor grammer and understanding. Whyy? Here’s the email:
Dear XXXXXXX;
Thanks for your interest.
Glad to know you have good website .then why not join in our Affiliate Program,
Just a link can earn for-ever commission every day
So maybe we can get somewhere to cooperate, Suggest the latest Double-win Affiliate Program, Just a Fastcardtech Web link can bring Great income automatically, any our buyer sourced from your
website, you can get 3%-5% commission of the total order amount, if you show any interest or want to know more ,you can refer to http://www. fastcardtech.com/article.php?id=72
Once one guy Reg in our website by click your Promotion links in 60days shopping all will share you commission. This system let much blogger and forum owner earn a substantial income each month. Maybe you not trust right now. In 2012 May June July We have over 10+ Promoters can got over 2000usd every month.
But why not try it?
when you update related to our product news and videos. Just add few code with link by the way in future. You do not need to take care for the link, but just to look back frequently to see how much money in your account . We have some long-term Affiliate website mainly from USA ,Russian ,Germany. And we hope for your friendly Join.. then long -time Double Win. If you still confused how to run. We can give some sample by our Promoters If you are interested in our Affiliate Program, or have more questions, please feel free contact me. One e-mail a small attempt may be able to change our life
Any reply would be highly appreciated !

I’ve been smashing my head against this screen for weeks now trying to figure out the intricacies of affiliate marketing, only to have to go to a guide, for a plugin, then have to go to a guide for the website for the plugin, then have to go through a guide about whether or not the website was right. (wordpress, pretty links for cloaking) and I’ve read Affiliate Project X twice, and it seems like legit stuff I’m just so stumped.
Would anyone who’s already successfully making an income be willing to take a fellow struggling working man under his wing for the occasional question? Appreciation doesn’t describe how I would feel if I could somehow connect with someone who is already making a substantial income online as an affiliate.