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If Bain Capital Were Running Mitt’s Campaign, They’d Fire Him And Hire A Guy In China Yes Or No?


Willard has taken bad to a whole new level. Bad like a dumpster behind a fish market during a garbage strike bad. Bad like a three dollar Dark Knight Rises DVD bought off a Times Square cardboard table with Albanian subtitles bad. Bad like Todd Akin at a NARAL benefit bad. Bad doubled down. Beyond breaking bad to the point of broken bad.
And every time the former Governor of Massachusetts opens his mouth, it gets worse. He’s tone deaf, tongue tied, logically challenged and as approachable as a near-sighted porcupine in heat. The Anti Ray Romano: nobody Loves Mitt.
So uncomfortable around real people, you can practically hear him whisper “icky, icky, icky,” under his breath while shaking hands at rallies. You know there’s an aide with a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer waiting for him on the bus. Maybe even a 55- gallon drum connected to a shower head.
Got caught on a secret video calling 47% of those real people moochers and malingerers. Shirking entitled victims dependent on the government for food. Food. Mmmm. That’s us. Just can’t get enough of that government cheese. You know what this country needs? A good 5¢ government cracker.
The impression is that: 1, he was pandering to his rich donor buddies; or 2, the poster child for the 1% really believes what he said. Either way, awkward! And that massive pounding sound you hear is a herd of stampeding elephants running away from what they fear might be contagious.
Said he wouldn’t concern himself with that 47%, which depresses his most ardent supporters, because “hell, that’s more than half!” One major problem with insulting 47% of the American public is that at least 58% of them worry that you think they’re part of that 47% and you know 112% of America believes that. They do. Bet you $10,000.
The video’s release obscured the Romney campaign’s much ballyhooed new design to sharpen its message. Would have been interesting to see how many truckloads of flint they were going to use to try and put an edge on that much smoke, honing fog.
His own staffer warned us. The Etch-a-Sketch has been turned upside down. Prepare to be shaken. Problem is, you keep rebooting something as stiff as Mitt and it starts short-circuiting all over the place. Romney 8.0. Better than Romney 7.0. Now with Desperation.
Maybe it’s the extra large silver spoon in his mouth that keeps him from seeing the view from the middle class. Can’t understand why they don’t pull themselves up by the bootstraps like he did when his daddy loaned him his first million.
With the debates still to come, there’s time to turn this race around. But this far in, its like turning the Titanic. After hitting the iceberg. And the helm is underwater. Face it, if Bain Capital were running Mitt’s campaign right now, they’d close it down, fire him and hire some Chinese guy to do it better and cheaper.
Five time Emmy- nominee Will Durst has a new e- book: “Elect to Laugh!” published by Hyperink. Available at redroom.com or Amazon.

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If Bain Capital Were Running Mitt’s Campaign, They’d Fire Him And Hire A Guy In China Yes Or No?


Willard has taken bad to a whole new level. Bad like a dumpster behind a fish market during a garbage strike bad. Bad like a three dollar Dark Knight Rises DVD bought off a Times Square cardboard table with Albanian subtitles bad. Bad like Todd Akin at a NARAL benefit bad. Bad doubled down. Beyond breaking bad to the point of broken bad.
And every time the former Governor of Massachusetts opens his mouth, it gets worse. He’s tone deaf, tongue tied, logically challenged and as approachable as a near-sighted porcupine in heat. The Anti Ray Romano: nobody Loves Mitt.
So uncomfortable around real people, you can practically hear him whisper “icky, icky, icky,” under his breath while shaking hands at rallies. You know there’s an aide with a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer waiting for him on the bus. Maybe even a 55- gallon drum connected to a shower head.
Got caught on a secret video calling 47% of those real people moochers and malingerers. Shirking entitled victims dependent on the government for food. Food. Mmmm. That’s us. Just can’t get enough of that government cheese. You know what this country needs? A good 5¢ government cracker.
The impression is that: 1, he was pandering to his rich donor buddies; or 2, the poster child for the 1% really believes what he said. Either way, awkward! And that massive pounding sound you hear is a herd of stampeding elephants running away from what they fear might be contagious.
Said he wouldn’t concern himself with that 47%, which depresses his most ardent supporters, because “hell, that’s more than half!” One major problem with insulting 47% of the American public is that at least 58% of them worry that you think they’re part of that 47% and you know 112% of America believes that. They do. Bet you $10,000.
The video’s release obscured the Romney campaign’s much ballyhooed new design to sharpen its message. Would have been interesting to see how many truckloads of flint they were going to use to try and put an edge on that much smoke, honing fog.
His own staffer warned us. The Etch-a-Sketch has been turned upside down. Prepare to be shaken. Problem is, you keep rebooting something as stiff as Mitt and it starts short-circuiting all over the place. Romney 8.0. Better than Romney 7.0. Now with Desperation.
Maybe it’s the extra large silver spoon in his mouth that keeps him from seeing the view from the middle class. Can’t understand why they don’t pull themselves up by the bootstraps like he did when his daddy loaned him his first million.
With the debates still to come, there’s time to turn this race around. But this far in, its like turning the Titanic. After hitting the iceberg. And the helm is underwater. Face it, if Bain Capital were running Mitt’s campaign right now, they’d close it down, fire him and hire some Chinese guy to do it better and cheaper.
Five time Emmy- nominee Will Durst has a new e- book: “Elect to Laugh!” published by Hyperink. Available at redroom.com or Amazon.

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How To Target A Niche Clientele?


If you’re like me, your business may attract a certain clientele… Sometimes, I feel like I’m doing the same thing over and over again without much variety because… well… I’ve found my niche!!
A niche clientele is one where the same type of client comes through the door, asks and buys the services that you offer. Usually, it’s because you’re either great at that work, or that you have positioned yourself in that line of work. Social media, advertising, word of mouth marketing, testimonials all contribute to a niche clientele. What we should be thinking about is how to build that preferred client base…and how to tackle it…??

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What Is Your Stand On Organic Versus Conventional?


I wish every morsel I put in my mouth was organic but it is so expensive! I love shopping at farmer’s markets and produce stands but they are only open June through October.
I was just curious what others thought about this issue and if anyone eats organic with a tight budget, please tell me your secret. 🙂

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Which Is The Best Electronic Cigarette?


I have done my research on a lot of e-cigarette brands. Some starter kits are expensive, while other e cigs cost under 60 dollars for the full package.
What electronic cigarette brand do you smoke, why did you choose the brand you smoke, and please include any issues you have had. (ex. I read a cheap e cigarette battery blew up in someone’s mouth while they were smoking it)
NOTE: do not spam my question with web addresses, promos, affiliate ids disguised as coupon codes. All spam will be reported, this is a real request for information not place to spam.

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Is Hello Kitty A Sign Of The Devil?


I am told that Hello Kitty is ” an idol ” some human beings who worship.
I wonder how can Hello Kitty be like that way because Hello Kitty is such a cute doll.
I begin to think of Hello Kitty’s history and look for some information about Hello Kitty through the internet if it is possible for me to discover the truth about Hello Kitty.
I can’t believe once i read unbelievable information, it really surprises me. It says,
The story is how Hello Kitty came to be that a mother or father, depending on the version of the story had a child that had cancer. The parent made a pact with the devil that if the child was cured, they would create a character in the devil’s honor that would be adored worldwide.
There are different variations but they all boil down to the point that Hello Kitty is evil and that God fearing people should stay away from any HK products as they are affiliated with the Devil and Devil worship.
Or
The story is that there was a woman that did cartoons, and her daughter had cancer in her mouth. So she asked God to help and he didn’t. So she asked the devil ” if you cure my daughter then i will make a cartoon for you, that represents you.”
So the devil helped her and so she made a cartoon that doesn’t have a mouth. It was Hello kitty.
Is Hello Kitty a sign of the Devil?

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