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This is the last part of a write-up I am supposed to give for getting a job. I have tried to make it as entertaining as possible. What do you think (on reading it casually) ? Would you hire me ? Can it be improved ?
In March 2011, I reached the US for clinical experience. I was amazed at the rapidity with which the findings of the latest research are incorporated into routine patient care. Even more amazing is the fact that every patient regardless of economic or social status receives the same very high level of care. My observerships at the Georgetown University Hospital, Uversity of Iowa and The Smell and Taste Treatment and Research institute not only improved me as a physician, They also introduced me to different varieties of hospitals within the United States which would help me better understand my niche while doing residency.
My long term plan after residency is to complete fellowship training in vascular neurology and be a professor and indulge in research/teaching. However, my first and foremost priority in the next few years is to make myself a reliable, proficient and professional physician during residency.
A neurologist in the modern age faces a number of challenges. First, the amount of information is increasing every day. A physician must enjoy the process of updating himself and should incorporate newly acquired ideas into his practice as soon as possible. Secondly, Neurology is a field in which patients often suffer from illnesses that are progressive, potentially incurable and often, inevitably fatal. A neurologist must have a strong sense of duty to not give up on such patients, but to persevere and give his best to every patient. Every physician regardless of specialty needs these qualities in some measure, but to a neurologist – They are vital!
My passion for clinical soundness and professionalism is my greatest strength. I enjoy ‘teaching myself’ and transmit my enthusiasm for learning to those around me. Given a chance at your prestigious residency program, I am sure that I would add to positivity, responsibility and productivity to the team efforts and make an ethical and good resident.

So I am only 20 years old now with very little college education. I am in the US Army and am currently in Afghanistan. I strongly want to go back to school after I get out of the Army and finish up my degree in Sociology or Psychology. I wanted to work with the FBI, but I don’t see that happening with today’s job market.
So after the Army this is what my resume will look like:
-3 years active duty service in the US Army(1 deployment to Afghanistan)
-SECRET clearance from the US Army good for 10 years as of June 2009
-Fluent in English and Bengali. Also speak French, but not fluently
-Bachelor’s degree in Psychology(or Sociology)
I just want a job where I’ll be able to support myself(be able to afford an apartment, utilities, have enough to eat, gasoline, etc). Do you see me being able to get a job anywhere in the the northeastern United States with these stats? And should I major in Sociology or Psychology? Which would open more doors for me in terms of getting a job that pays enough?
Thanks!