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The following is an excerpt from Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash:
“All people have religions. It’s like we have religion receptors built into our brain cells, or something, and we’ll latch onto anything that’ll fill that niche for us. Now, religion used to be essentially viral- a piece of information that replicated inside the human mind, jumping from one person to the next. That is the way it used to be, and unfortunately, that’s the way it’s headed now.
But there have been several efforts to deliver us from the primitave, irrational religion. The first was made by someone named Enki about for thousand years ago. The second was made by Hebrew scholars in the eighth century B.C., driven out of their homeland by the invasion of Sargon II, but eventually it was just developed into empty legalism.
Another attempt was made by Jesus- that one was hijacked by viral influences within fifty days of his death. The virus was suppressed by the Catholic Church, but we’re in the middle of a big epidemic that started in Kansas in 1900 and has been gathering momentum ever since.
…Anyone who takes the trouble to study the gospels can see that the bodily resurrection [of Jesus] is a myth that was tacked onto the real story several years after the real histories were written. It’s so National Enquirer-esque, don’t you think?”

I am doing bachelor in Computer Sciences. I am not satisfied with the studies of my university. I don’t think they are teaching us as they should teach. For example, we are taught C++, but I don’t think (not only me) whole class have enough skills in it. Now this semester we are studying assembly language. And I have keen interest to “learn” it. I want to go to a foreign university after completing my bachelor or may be after doing M.sc (Inshallah). My university is not very good. It is affiliated with another university and only that is why its degree is good. I want to go in the field of programming but I am little disappointed because my senior told me that it programming our university teaching us is not very good. I cannot change university. I am very much interested in programming and I internet is helping me a lot to learn it. What I should do, to become a great computer professional. Which foreign universities you refer me. Any suggestions about the subjects or any other suggestion will be welcomed. Thank you!

I am not becoming a English Professor just to make money.English is pretty much why I am alive.English is my niche.I am in 11th grade, and decide to start now and find out everything I need to know.I know its going to take a while 8 – 9 years thats why I decided, I can fall back on Highschool Teaching while I am persuing my English Ph.D and other stuff like that.Because I hear its hard to get a job as a English Professor, so thats why I have three Plans.I think Double Majoring in English, and Philosophy is a good Idea.After I do so I can Either go to Law school, Become a ighschool teacher, and Chase MY DREAM to become A English Professor.Should I me majoring in something esle?

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I am not becoming a English Professor just to make money.English is pretty much why I am alive.English is my niche.I am in 11th grade, and decide to start now and find out everything I need to know.I know its going to take a while 8 – 9 years thats why I decided, I can fall back on Highschool Teaching while I am persuing my English Ph.D and other stuff like that.Because I hear its hard to get a job as a English Professor, so thats why I have three Plans.I think Double Majoring in English, and Philosophy is a good Idea.After I do so I can Either go to Law school, Become a ighschool teacher, and Chase MY DREAM to become A English Professor.Should I me majoring in something esle?