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I’m currently working on a little show called Don’t Drink the Water. I have been cast as the chef and my director wants me to do a french accent. However, I’m lost. British or English I can do. But I’ve never tried French. I was wondering if someone could try and spell out my lines phonetically (sp?). I don’t know if i’m making any sense but please if i am please please help me!
– Mr. Magee, something is happening! There are soldiers surrounding the house! They are peering into the kitchen!
– I can’t cook if I’m being stared at. I’m that kind of person.
– I am personal chef to Ambassador Magee. Formerly chef to the king of norway, formerly chef at the white house, formerly chef to the queen of england. before that, i did very little cooking.
– i had a cake in the oven. your gunshots made it fall!
– forgive my intrusion mr. magee, but i must know what is the decision for dinner
– it’s him
– mr. hollander
– every dish i name he says no!
– oysters!
– mr. magee we are four thousand miles away from the united states, this is a communist country, it is eight o clock at night. where do you expect me to get sarah lee coffee cake?
– it’s too late to get anything new now. take a very nice piece of veal. what’s wrong with veal? my recipe is one of the great secrets in european cooking
– mr. magee i have very little…if i had known…i couldn’t get to the market…there are soldier outside
– madam, how do you live with this man? do you force-feed him?
– i warn you madam, no one has ever been in my kitchen before! If you do anything to spoil the order of my spice racks i don’t know what I’ll do. do you hear me? i don’t know what i’ll do!
– how do you like it? rare, medium, well done?
– yes it’s a pity you’re leaving. i may as well tell you mr. hollander, the veal you had last night was really eel and you cleaned your plate!
PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME! =( please.

I’m writing a mystery novel about someone sending photos, and one main clue is that they have a niche for photography. Does that even exist? Like, the two main characters would analyze their angles, lenses, and such, then be able to look at the mysterious senders photos and try to figure out who was sending the pictures. Do photographers really have niches?

basically, he had just come out of the MRI area with one of those surgical masks. They prevent anything harmful with coming in contact with something that it could be harmful to. What i cant figure out, is why he came out of an MRI with one of those on. If he had some sort of spreadable disease, then why did he need an MRI?
I am in no way affiliated with this boy, but it has been bugging me for two days now, to the extent of research, but i just cant find anything. Any insight that could ease my curiosity would be greatly appreciated.

I’m 20 years old and a 3rd year University student in FL. I’m involved in a mentor program for my major, and was paired with a 25 year old guy, who I’m really starting to like 🙂
The age difference is no problem for me. I’ve always liked guys who are a few years older, and I’m mature for my age. It seems like a good match. We are both interested in the same things (he graduated from my program a few years ago) although we both have different niche interests.
He is really sweet, very attractive, and oddly quirky. I find him so attractive, but he’s not the kind of guy that all the girls are chasing. I think he likes me too. I’d say we are similarly matched in attractiveness, temperament, and other areas. I really enjoy spending time with him, and always enjoy our conversations. He is so cute, and I can tell he gets nervous sometimes when we talk… I know this might not have anything to do with him liking me, but I like to hope so anyway 😉 I’m really falling for him.
Mentor pairs are not allowed to date while the program is in session (it runs through May) and that’s fine. Neither of us would do anything against this rule, we are both very professional. My fear is that the program will end and we will just remain professional contacts within each others network. I think we could be more than that (and hope we can be!)
I think that (if he knew I liked him) he would make a move, ask me to hang out, etc. aside from professional events we attend together. I think he’s afraid I’d turn him down, or that I’d think he’s too old, etc.
MY QUESTION: How can I subtly let him know I’m interested? I obviously won’t do anything to break rules of the program, but I think I need to plant the seed that I like him before the program ends. The whole relationship is a little awkward because it’s such a professional setting, yet we are both young (and I like to hope) attracted to each other.
How can I test the waters to see if he’s interested in anything more, yet not make things awkward if he doesn’t want anything more from this? I’m one of those girls who always has a little fear that he won’t like me.. I just don’t want it to be awkward if he’s not interested. On the other hand, what if he is interested and we miss out on something great?
And yes—He’s 100% single.

I have a friend of the family who is serving 5 years in prison, he has been in there for about 2 now. He is on 5 years without parole his charges were conspiracy to distribute meth. The reason he got such a severe sentence is because he was affiliated with a motorcycle gang. Is there anything I can do that can help this situation or is he pretty much stuck in there? He doesn’t do drugs, and as far as my knowledge goes he has never sold any either. The club he was in was required to pay dues for runs they did and since his club distributed it he went down too. Is it hopeless to get him out? He is a great guy, he just got mixed up in the wrong crowd when he was just 20 years old.

I am from Malaysia and I want a product in Malay language, which can teach me about affiliate, from A to Z, completely…. If there is any product, can someone offer me??