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I am writing a letter (knowing this is a HUGE stretch) to the Ellen show asking to be on the 12-day giveaway show.
Here’s the deal. She is a syndicated program. I work for a CBS affiliate station (a news station that is a CBS affiliate), and we happen to carry the Ellen show in the afternoon.
Because I don’t work for her show, or any of the companies that gift to her show, etc. Do you think I would still be okay?
This is of course if hell freezes over, and I actually was granted a shot at being on. I just want to know that I’m not asking for something that is basically against the rules to begin with.
I checked the rules for 12-Days, and can’t find anything that stands out, but before I send my letter, I just thought I’d see what others think. Again, I know my chances are slim to none. But, there’s no point in sending the letter if I wouldn’t be able to attend at all b/c of qualifications.
Thanks!

This is the third time I’ve had a letter from the BBC-Dragons Den saying that at present they would not be able to consider my application to come on the show with my invention AROMA.
My invention has been patented at a great cost to me and I’ve devoted years of hard work to develop it and it also cost me my marriage and ate up my life savings.
AROMA is basically a device that removes the odor and sound of people who are experiencing or suffering from flatulence.
Anal Removal of Odor Mist Aspirator.
It is a small device like an anal plug that contains within it a spindle and a catalytic converter with a very small turbine that houses chemicals that react to methane and diffuse the foul odor by replacing it with pleasant odors.The spindle also mutes the sound of any gas escaping.
It comes in different colours and has many nice odors to disperse like vanilla,cinnamon and lavender to name a few.
It retails at £20 for the device with 3 monthly top ups of the spindle and converter at £5.
Just imagine the benefits of AROMA.
No more will you be embarrassed if your suffering from flatulence AROMA will simply mute the noise of the gas exploding by diverting it through the spindle and the converter and turbine will change the molecular structure of the methane into beautiful aroma’s.
It’s been tried and tested on Bessie…that’s my pet Alsatian and I myself have also tested it on myself.
We have suppositories for many medical problems and within the sex industry there are toys and gadgets that males and females use for pleasure so that attitude were it may be unsafe is not going to cut much ice.
It is a innovative product,well ahead of it’s time and could revolutionize the niche for something everyone even your Pope and Queen suffer from at times so it can cross all class barriers and people like Duncan Ballantyne and the other Dragons can’t see a good thing when it’s sat practically under their noses.
Is this fair and the decent way to treat me and AROMA?

This is partially for a Lit and Comp assignment at my school (to write a business letter), but I decided I want to send a beat or two that I made to Odd Future. However, I can’t find any way to contact them except through Twitter. Does anyone know of a way to get my letter to someone affiliated with them? Thank you!

Hi,
I need to get a letter in English translated to German for the purpose of applying for German Student Visa. I have written the english version but I need help in writing its german translation which is also required by the consulate for considering my visa application. Here is the letter in English:
Respected Sir/Madam,
Subject: Request for Student Visa to Germany
I am a B-Tech (Bachelor of Technology) degree holder in Applied Electronics and Instrumentation Engineering from the University of Kerala. I completed my B-Tech degree from the College of Engineering Trivandrum, Kerala, India (which is affiliated to the University of Kerala) in May 2010. I have been working in Infosys as a software engineer from July 2010 to present. I am interested in pursuing my higher education in the field of Microsystems technology in Germany. I have been admitted to the international master’s program in Microsystems Engineering by the University of Freiburg, for the winter semester starting October 2011. The duration of this course is two years. My long term goal is to contribute towards the advancements in the field of Microsystems by pursuing doctorate studies in this field and by continuing research work in this area.
I hereby request you to consider my application for a student visa so that I can pursue my graduate studies in Germany.

Read the passage, then read each question below the passage. In the answer area number from 1 – 3 and report the letter of the correct answer for each question.
Backyard ponds are for birds, butterflies, frogs, fish, and you and your family. In a pond, plants need to be a mix of emergent, submerging, and floating species. Emergent plants, those that have their roots in the water but their shoots above water, can be added to the edges of pools. These include cattails, arrowhead, and water lilies and are homes to many species of animals. Submerging species, or those that remain under water such as elodea, are often used as oxygenators. These are plants that remove carbon dioxide from the water and add oxygen. These plants are essential in most ponds to keep the water clear. Floating species or those that are not anchored at all in the pond include plants such as duckweed, water lettuce, and water hyacinth. While not as effective as oxygenators, these plants help keep the water clear by limiting the amount of sunlight that algae receive. The algae can not survive without a lot of sunlight.
1. According to this passage, what is the niche of “submerging” plants in a pond?
A. help keep the water clear
B. add oxygen to the water
C. provides food for the fish
D. reduce the amount of algae
2. Consider the relationships between the birds, frogs, fish and plants. What level of organization in ecology is this passage describing?
A. biosphere
B. biome
C. community
D. population
3. What is the main idea of this passage?
A. Emergent plants provide homes to many animals.
B. Oxygenators are essential to life in a pond.
C. Algae can cause water to be contaminated.
D. Plants provide many resources to life in a pond.

Hey so Im 14 and I love writing but i dont know if Im good or not here is one of my new books ive started on
Houston Breeze
The day you step out into this world or should I say kick and scream your way into it is when you finally start on a road to a life of choices. whether good or bad you’re in the “game”of life until the day you lay your back in that nice mahogany coffin so until then dealing with those choices is your focus. My family seemed to have the perfect life my grandpa had the perfect game plan he sold raincoats in one of the rainiest cities Seattle he only sold about 100 in the first year which barely paid for his house let alone a new wife so when a leasing building in the center of town opened he decided to buy it with all of his life’s savings and after 1 month of business he finally sold 2,000 raincoats and he earned his money soon his small raincoat business was a booming rainy day hangout spot umbrellas, raincoats ,books ,coffee and treats for the road were all in the store and he made about a 250,000 dollars in the first year and then he had my Mom Anna Roberts and she grew up rich she was the all American sweet heart and she was loved by everyone she had the nicest dresses and the coolest clothes and the best shoes and the best guy Joseph Edwards the most promising Lawyer in all of Seattle and when they got married in 1919 my dad was pretty determined to be a lawyer. then lifes choices popped up in the form of a poster he found a place where wolves roamed and berries and wheat grew wild and then he decided his dream should be put into action the day my mom told him she was pregnant with me was the day he gave up his dream as a lawyer and put his focus somewhere else she was pretty sad when she had to move to the dry panhandle but when my mom met some girls from Boston at the local town market and they helped her paint that shabby 3 bedroom shack blue with metal shutters and thick glass window panes with a built in ice chest yah it wasn’t perfect but it was something and on the day of February 16th,1921 I was born and it was magic my dad decided to name me Elizabeth Camilla Edwards it was my birth right it was my calling it was a name ….!! The day I was born was the day my Mom went into major excitement she went back to Seattle to visit my grandparents and a quick visit turned into a homesick stay for a month My dad who was making little money as a rancher thought about moving back to Seattle to become a lawyer but My mom knew he would be miserable for the rest of his poor life and the only secret my Mother ever kept from my dad was a 2000 dollar check for emergencies and I don’t think she ever used it that year then came the day where my aunt Teya came to visit My aunt or step aunt I guess it was my grandfathers new wife’s daughter she was rich her husband was a doctor she had 2 adorable kids that pulled my hair on a regular basis and most of all she was a model and some would say she was better than my mother. so of course when my mom saw the letter she immediately assumed she would disagree with the way of life of a ranchers wife and my mom as always was pretty much right on point the letter that came 3 days before her visit was a secret code of saying my life is better than yours….my mother read aloud in the rich and fancy nasal voice of my aunt the letter stating “
Dear Anna,
I was hoping that maybe I could see that niece of mine that just popped out of your pooch of a stomach. I will be visiting the ranch on the 14th of May I think it will be a mighty grand experience I can’t wait to see Joseph I hear he is quite the charmer. I know that your house isn’t quite up to …standards so I’ve decided to stay in a hotel about 20 miles into town it’s not a far ride from your house maybe a good hour . I hope you don’t mind me bringing the children along for a picnic on Sunday I think it will be delightful for you to see Lily and Samuel they are 3 now oh how big they’ve gotten. Well I suppose we will arrive from the train station in Amarillo around 12:30pm so I guess I’ll hire a car service to pick us up since your tight on money I figured you had no car ok well I can’t wait to see you and I hope you have a pleasant week .
Your dearest sister, Teya
My mom went into my room and pulled out a dress it was pink and had pink tulips imprinted in the bottom silhouette she then went to her closet and pulled out a box .. in it contained a recipe book 8 blue floral imprinted china plates and silverware and curtains made of pure silk but at the bottom of that box was the secret the check for 2 thousand dollars the check that might make my mom go crazy at the supermarket