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Why Are Dragons Den Refusing To Allow Me To Present My Invention Aroma?


This is the third time I’ve had a letter from the BBC-Dragons Den saying that at present they would not be able to consider my application to come on the show with my invention AROMA.
My invention has been patented at a great cost to me and I’ve devoted years of hard work to develop it and it also cost me my marriage and ate up my life savings.
AROMA is basically a device that removes the odor and sound of people who are experiencing or suffering from flatulence.
Anal Removal of Odor Mist Aspirator.
It is a small device like an anal plug that contains within it a spindle and a catalytic converter with a very small turbine that houses chemicals that react to methane and diffuse the foul odor by replacing it with pleasant odors.The spindle also mutes the sound of any gas escaping.
It comes in different colours and has many nice odors to disperse like vanilla,cinnamon and lavender to name a few.
It retails at £20 for the device with 3 monthly top ups of the spindle and converter at £5.
Just imagine the benefits of AROMA.
No more will you be embarrassed if your suffering from flatulence AROMA will simply mute the noise of the gas exploding by diverting it through the spindle and the converter and turbine will change the molecular structure of the methane into beautiful aroma’s.
It’s been tried and tested on Bessie…that’s my pet Alsatian and I myself have also tested it on myself.
We have suppositories for many medical problems and within the sex industry there are toys and gadgets that males and females use for pleasure so that attitude were it may be unsafe is not going to cut much ice.
It is a innovative product,well ahead of it’s time and could revolutionize the niche for something everyone even your Pope and Queen suffer from at times so it can cross all class barriers and people like Duncan Ballantyne and the other Dragons can’t see a good thing when it’s sat practically under their noses.
Is this fair and the decent way to treat me and AROMA?

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