Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I read the bible the same way I read any other book or document that is presented as fact.
The plain meaning rule applies.
The fact that someone chooses to infer sunshine and fluffy bunnies where there aren’t any, doesn’t change the plain meaning of the text. One might call it critical reading, not “perversion.”

Back in April I met a couple people on campus who were evangelizing to people and I was one of the people that they sat down with and started to talk to me about the gospel. I was a little skeptical at first because I did and still believe that there is a higher power, a god as you may call him, and that no matter the religion we are affiliated with, we can come together as a society when we need to and overcome and challenge that comes our way. I eventually became a christian because they gave me more insight about Jesus and god and how they can be apart of their lives. Ever since then I’ve been reading bible and learning about God and how if w you follow god’s word, you will ascend into the kingdom and gain eternal life. The only problem with that is one question? When will god answer my prayers. Although I’ve made a whole bunch of new friends since then, I’m still trapped in this state of loneliness and depression. I feel that God is not walking beside me, but pushing me away like I’m a twisted monster. I’m now questioning my faith. Is god just waiting to show himself to me in the future, or will I be turned away from him just like everyone else in my life. I thought that the bible would help me, give me insight, give me meaningful words to dwell upon, but nothing. I can’t even remember scriptures, I only remember lyrics from heavy metal songs such as “give your soul to me, for eternity” and “The Halo over our demise, following a god so blind.” I need a little more insight on this issue cause I truly don’t understand Gods ways, or if i ever wanted to.

So I have concluded that every combination of phonemes in the scriptures signify something
AB = voice cries out
As in Abraham = voice of the nations cries out
and Abel = blood cries out to the lord from the ground
and
AD = take an interest in you
Adam = who took an interest in Eve
Adah = who took an interest Lamech (which caused her share her husband with another man)
Eb = beauty
Ebeniezer = God is my help
Jezebel = Beauty
I plan on using this system to interpret every name in 1st and 2nd Chronicles… I am thinking of calling it the “secret scroll.”

So I have concluded that every combination of phonemes in the scriptures signify something
AB = voice cries out
As in Abraham = voice of the nations cries out
and Abel = blood cries out to the lord from the ground
and
AD = take an interest in you
Adam = who took an interest in Eve
Adah = who took an interest Lamech (which caused her share her husband with another man)
Eb = beauty
Ebeniezer = God is my help
Jezebel = Beauty
I plan on using this system to interpret every name in 1st and 2nd Chronicles… I am thinking of calling it the “secret scroll.”