Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Hi I have been researching and reading books on internet and affiliate marketing for about 7 months and I have not “earned” one affiliate commission. I would be so happy if some one could give me a step by step make your first commission today proven method. I want to make this my “full time Job” can anyone help?

I’ve never been much good at being part of a group or being particularly social and I just can’t see the reason why I should even try anymore.
It’ll never change and I’ll never be capable of finding a social niche.
I’m just tired of even contemplating trying to take another stab at being an adjusted person because it wont happen.
I used to get angry and resentful, now it’s just nothing.
It’s been like this for two years and it’s getting to the point where I don’t see the point of life (for someone like me) anymore. I’ll finish college, whittle away my youth indoors reading books, get some office job, whittle away my middle age in some beige cubicle, get old and die alone. If I manage even getting old.
Maybe I should join the US army and fly to the Afgan, I’d bet that’d be exciting. What do you think?