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Two years ago, when I was 18 I married a rich 76 year-old man. He is 78 years old now and he is gravely ill. He has a lot of money due to the stock market, his large businesses and his purchase and selling of land.
Anyway, at the time when I got engaged to this man (I met him through connections) my older sister, who was 24, now 25 and 26 in August, started dating my then-fiancé’s son, who was 33 at the time and now 35. I discovered this after I married my husband, and I found out a secret about my husband’s son, that he had actually run over someone while he was in business in Southeast Asia and had bribed the police into releasing him with his millions. I used this to blackmail him and told him to break up with my sister or I would inform this country’s less corrupt police force and he would be arrested. I was only bluffing of course, because if I did that my husband would divorce me and leave me with nothing, but he knew, and he went ahead with getting engaged to my older sister and married her. Therefore, my own older sister became my stepdaughter-in-law.
Anyway, she and her husband, my husband’s son, have been constantly competing with me over business and I have put them on the sly many times to get them fired from the places they have earned from my husband. It is a constant power struggle within our family.
A few months ago my husband fell gravely ill, and, amidst a terrible struggle over the place of taking over his business and finances with his son, I remembered what I used to blackmail him two years ago and I blackmailed him to leave the business positions and money alone for me to handle. He refused, and so I did call the police (my husband was ill anyway) and he got arrested. Now my husband is going to die soon, and my own older sister is now trying to take revenge on me for getting her husband arrested by fighting me, her YOUNGER SISTER, for my husband’s inheritance for her husband. In other words, she took her husband’s place to battle me for the family fortunes.
Well, anyway I have a baby son which I had through my husband, my baby is only six months old. I’m wondering if my child’s existence could gain me a bigger share of my husband’s inheritance after my husband’s death? And will the fact that my stepson Is on trial affect anything?

I know there’s a boatload of questions about SWAT, but it seems like nobody ever gets a really good, thorough answer. So, I’m hoping this can tie up those loose ends, as well as answer my own questions.
I’ve recently made a major change to my life plan regarding what profession I would like to pursue. I would like to become a SWAT team member. I understand that’s a big goal in itself, as the common route is to become a police officer for three or so years and hopefully get selected for SWAT from there. There are other routes, such as military, but I think that for my goal it would be best to get a college degree and then go into a police force. This way, should I decide SWAT isn’t right for me, I can try to get selected for other things like the Secret Service, various jobs at security companies, or go back to school and get a job working for the FBI.
My first question is what degree should I get? Clearly Law Enforcement would be a good option, but the university I attend right now doesn’t offer that major (University of Minnesota TC). Are there other majors that you can get that would set you up for a career as a SWAT officer, or would it be better to look at other colleges that have Law Enforcement?
Getting the degree is important, but where do I go from there? I’m under the impression that you get your associate’s in Law Enforcement and then apply to a police academy. Upon completion of that you go on to working at a police force and apply to SWAT school after the required/recommended amount of time at that police force. Correct me if I’m wrong, and any guidance would be appreciated. Also, maybe some timeframes as to how long each takes? Associates is generally 2 years, but what about Police Academy and SWAT school?
My next question is what does the job market look like? I’m not afraid of a little competition, but if it’s next to impossible to get a job in a police force, and more importantly a position on their SWAT team, then I wouldn’t want to go down that road.
How can you transfer to different police stations? As with most people, I would like to go out into the world and succeed. Moving somewhere like Detroit and getting on their prestigious SWAT team would be amazing, but are there requirements to do so?
Most of all, is SWAT a desirable career choice? This question will be difficult to answer if you’ve never worked on a SWAT team, so I don’t expect most of you to have an answer. About me: I love helping people, and I don’t mind working incredibly hard to achieve my goals. I’m fit and continue to workout, and I’m a good marksman. I also work well with teams, I have exceptional social skills, and I am intelligent. Things I want to get out of the job: I want to do something where, at the end of the day, I can know that I helped someone. In addition, does this career provide a “livable” salary? It’s hard to put a dollar value on something, especially if you really enjoy it, but is this something where I can provide for myself and a family someday?
One last question – does SWAT have anything against tattoos? I don’t have any yet, but I would really like to get one. It’s for my dad who is battling Diabetes, so it is very important to me. The only thing standing in the way of that is if my career choice doesn’t support tattoos, so if anybody knows that would be really cool.
If you made it all the way through that lengthy question, I’m glad you took time to read this and hopefully help me out 🙂 If you have any tips or answers I’d really appreciate you sharing. Also, any tips about Yahoo Answers would be nice – this is my first ever post haha. Thanks!