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With the world still awed by the awe inspiring music of Rebecca Black’s Friday, music freaks worldwide are reported to have burnt the albums and CDs of Beethoven, Mozart and Chopin reporting that “Friday has “it” all!!!” With many wide eyed fans rushing to book the tune as their caller tune, ring tone, Martina Paris, A new York based senior citizen wanted that song to be sung at her funeral. Gayle Linds, Child Psychologist affiliated with CWFA (Children’s Welfare Association) says that this song could well increase the IQ point of any child by 10 percent! Provided we listen that song with “love and gratitude”.
Many nations can be seen fighting over this song for having it as their national anthem, Rebecca, (still refusing to budge from her back seat) when asked about her opinion says “First , Gotta make my mind up which seat can I take?”
This song is reported to have a “Uniting Effect”, many divorced couples have united, being touched by the song lyric.
Here is an excerpt from the interview by CNN IBN
Reporter: Madam, What made you take up this novel initiative?
Rebecca: Oh…well….yeah… It is just my service to humanity, the issues I have covered in the song are global.
Reporter: Can you elucidate your point please?
Rebecca: The first line “waking up at 7 am” tells the importance of hard work, “gotta have cereal” advocates against global warming.
Reporter: (Baffled) How??
Rebecca: (after a long pause) It does.
Reporter: Justin Beiber says his were better. What’s your comment on this?
Rebecca: I don’t write teeny love songs, I advocate many issues.
Reporter: Analysts, after hearing your song suggest a hypothesis that this could be end times. Do you have a say regarding this?
Rebecca: Hang on! I am yet to release many!
Reporter: Finally madam, Critics have signed petition asking this song to be nominated for Oscars, What’s your opinion about this?
Rebecca: I am humbled, I did a service to the humanity, and when they pay me back, I’m really humbled.

Emily Haines has got some serious talent and I gotta think the only reason she isn’t all over the place is that the industry is being constantly marketed towards 12 year old girls.
I haven’t seen the talent, depth, and versatility that Emily Haines possesses, in spades I might add, in some time.
Your thoughts.