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Can I Get My Dad Arrested For Saying I Cant Be A P0rn Star?

he is bugging me about what job im gonna do when im older and saying do your homowork. every couple weeks he nags me about this. hes a liar cuz he said always he would help me get to do whatever job I want when im older and said what college does he need to start giving money too. well i toad him i wanna be a p0rn star but hes laughing at me and not being very supportive.
and hes like I thought you wanted to be a cryptozoologist blah blah.
well he aint gonna help me do that. he wouldnt even let me look for the loch ness monster when we was in the uk. we stood near the loch for like 10minutes and then he whined that he was cold. and he said I wouldnt see the monster. but how does he know? who gets that close to loch ness and doesnt get a boat or something and go looking for the monster? see how boring he is. He is worse than that old man on my street who has a dog that coughs.
hes so cruel to me and wont even buy me an alfred hitchcock box set when i really want it cuz i wanna see whether they really did use real birds in the birds movie. but hes saying not today. why not?
can i get him arrested he wont let me go to my friends even though i threten to hold the baby hostage. shes in my room right now and i said im not letting her out and he said its fine cuz it gives him time to do some ironing. see how he makes everything work out for him but im stuck with bad things

No Responses to “Can I Get My Dad Arrested For Saying I Cant Be A P0rn Star?”

  1. beenther says:

    You have to get something for your Mom and American grandmother. You (Dad, the baby, & you since you will be there) have to buy your cousin a gift from the baby.
    Today you don’t go shopping unless you have time to play bumper cars in parking lots, and wait in long lines. Every kid and his Dad are out.
    I am pretty sure they used real birds in The Birds movie, because it was before computerized stuff. Do you know Audubon- the guy who did the famous bird illustrations- used dead one and posed them.
    Re holding the baby hostage. ZYou are “babysitting her” . My mother used to iron late at night since she had three kids who she was afraid would pull the cord and get burnt by the iron.
    You went to Loch Ness to see Nessie? !!! Yeah, it would be cold as all heck in April. Even when they play professional golf in Scotland the guys wear heavy sweaters or jackets. They looked for her using a special sub for two summers and couldn’t find her.
    A prespice is something to forsee the future? Was that what the fieldtrip was about?
    I see what you mean by those links. Franky, they are trolls much like the ones who are nasty to you here.
    Re what do you want to be. All parents at your age ask those questions. Same with schools. My nephews and niece didn’t have a clue until maybe sophomore year in high school. Everyone found their niche. You will too. But aspire to be something more than a porn star. So many of them die of AIDS, and that is an awful death.

  2. ta2dpilo says:

    My advice is this: stop smoking pot, try to envision your life after you are 30, research what kind of jobs you can get with no college education, do your homework, stop hanging around with your skateboarding friends, and appreciate how hard it is to support a family.

  3. Diva says:

    U can’t get him arrested, he is ur father. Right now u can get arrested for holding the baby hostage. My dad doesn’t let me do ****. Ur acting spoiled, even though it is ur life, in the end do what u want but don’t be crazy

  4. oikoσ says:

    I DO hope you are trolling. I’d hate to think what someone that stupid lived long enough to be able to use YA. If, on the off-chance you are not trolling, maybe you could work for YA.

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