Here’s what I have so far:
1. Cooking the unemployment rate
2. The media is skewing the polls
3. Politicizing the stock market (any decline in the stock market as the fault of Obama, and any increase as investor speculation that Obama is on the way out)
4. Obama is coming for your guns
5. The Social Security Administration’s arms cache (they’re preparing for massive civil unrest and intended to use the ammo on Americans)
6. The Muslim mole in the Secretary of State’s office
7. Fact-checkers are a liberal plot
8. The secret liberal plot behind the Gulf oil spill (was actually a deliberate act of sabotage devised to create a justification for eliminating all off-shore drilling)
9. Obamacare’s death panels (awarded the “Lie of the Year” award from PolitiFact)
10. The Green plot to enslave the world (Agenda 21, a little known and non-binding resolution adopted by the UN, is viewed by some on the right as an attempt to control the lives of people throughout the world by regulating everything they do. Amongst their paranoid fears is that Agenda 21 will cede U.S. sovereignty to the UN and a one-world government.)
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Can You Add To My List Of The Most Ludicrous Right-wing Election Theories?
Posted on October 13, 2012.
11. Obamacare puts government bureaucrats in charge of your healthcare, and allows the IRS to raid your bank account
12. Obama is a socialist, secret-Muslim terrorist who hates America and is intentionally trying to ruin the economy in order to implement Sharia law
13. Liberals label anyone who disagrees with Obama a racist
14. Obama has spent more than all previous presidents combined
15. All scientists who support manmade global warming are part of a secret plot coordinated by Al Gore to siphon money from the pockets of American citizens
let’s have some left wing ones
Romney killed my wife
Romney wants to kill Big Bird
A coordinated attack was the fault of a cheap anti-muslim movie
it’s kind of silly to bother to keep track…
you’re either with the conspiracy theorists… or you think they’re crazy…
that’s the only choice left…
2. The media is skewing the polls. #6 would be next. They are all flakes.
Republicans have also conspired to prevent dead people and Mexicans from voting. This is despicable.
Obama is going to lose, face it, you’re all losers
Voucherizing Medicare will give people a ” choice ” .
11 Obama put us $15 Trillion in debt.
Don’t forget the birthers
11. Obama passed the NDAA to make this country into a total police state.
you have a lot of free time on your hands
The left wing media has done just that. They have lied at every turn. All one has to do is like me. I look at both sides of the media and listen to both. That is the only way one can get any truth out of this and that is a sad time in American History shows many Americans have refused the concept of honor and decided to have none! Health care reform is another token lie by Obama and it increases costs and removes our choices. It is stealing from SSI and from Medicare and this is why I am not a member of the lying AARP. They are and have been supporters of the far left and many immoral and irresponsible acts by irresponsible citizens.
We must suggest that you are one of these as if you were not you would be telling these lies or never listen to both sides of issues. Earl
1) ALL economists with 100% track records for CORRECTLY predicting BLS numbers predicted 8.3%. ALL polling organizations that mirror alleged BLS procedures and ALSO have a 100% track-record for CORRECTLY predicting BLS numbers said it would be 8.3%
2) “The media’s” own research forecasts a 2-point turnout advantage for the GOP yet their “polls” have been based on DEMOCRAT turnout advantages as high as 20-points.
3) You are unable to cite an example.
4) Obama asked Congress to give his AG power to confiscate ALL civilian firearms.
5) We don’t now what they’re preparing for but they sure did buy one hellovan assload of ammo.
6) Proved
7) THEIR OWN analysis says everything Romney said was factually correct. They “assume” he “meant to imply” things NO ONE ELSE thought he meant – and on HAT basis say he lied.
8) You never heard that. You must be thinking of the non-secret liberal DEMAND that drilling be moved to deep water where EVERYONE EXPECTED large spills that would be hard to control.
9) IPAB is directed BY LAW to control what care you will be ALLOWED – based on cost-effectiveness to the government. You don’t have to like the nickname “death panel” but IT’S IN THE LAW.
10) Democrats OPENLY work to MAKE IT BINDING. If successful, the UN will have power to make law FOR YOU that supersedes US law and will have power to TAX within the US and other nation-states. In what bizarre world is that NOT a government?
Actually it is quite simple. People prescribe to a theory that there is such a thing as a free lunch and you can achieve that by mooching off of others thru government. They elect politicians who are only too happy to make that happen with the force of law. Large groups of people are turned into full blown parasites and almost everybody is “gifted” benefits that they didn’t really earn. Payoffs really. An unsustainable path is set and eventually the parasite class becomes too large and hungry to feed. Hosts begin waking up and detach the parasites. They begin to feel much better as the parasites writhe in pain. Moral of the story. Progressivism is pure evil as it turns otherwise spiritually healthy adults into dependent, handicapped shells of what they could be. You kill potential lives when you kill babies and you kill the potential in millions of people when you sell the ultimate cancer pill….collectivism.