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i want a Victoria’s Secret gift card without any value as a gag gift for my friend. is there anywhere i can go, besides the store? is it at the stands of gift cards you see at markets or anything like that?

How do I cover up an affiliate link so it only shows the web page without all my affiliate details but still keeps the link so I still get paid?

https://popmanga.theretailerplace.com . I know its ugly and not user friendly or all the other stuff the gurus say, but its necessary evil do to the nature of my business. I sell books and the product catalogue/hosting is more than Magento and most servers can handle. Plus reintegration of the product database into a another system would cost me thousands of dollars in man power and would all over be a ugly experience. What I would like to do. Is use Magento create a small splashy website on a select group of books. Highly Niche and then link them to my products on my ugly site for sale conversion and payment processing. What I would like to happen is when I click the product you would be redirected to the product of my choosing. Currently my link hierchy on the old site is built on ISBNs and I know how to make the links but I need a place to stick the code to make Magento go to my other database. Any clues?

If you don’t know what the Pioneer plaque is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_pla…
Any wild theories as to what will happen to Pioneer 10 and 11 in the far off future? What significance will that little gold plated plaque bring about to the extraterrestials lucky enough to happen upon it?
Excluding of course the bad turn of luck where we give our address to hostile aliens vying to take our gold, as in “Battlefield Earth”.
Frankly, I think the secrets of the plaque are way too complicate for the average galactic citizen to figure out, and most likely one of the Pioneer twins will crash land on alien farmer’s field and the plaque will be used as a cutting board or defaced as a sign board for the farmer’s stall on market fair day.

I am nearly 16 and have Major Depressive Disorder which is being treated with fluoxetine (Prozac) 20mg/day. I have been on it for nearly two years. I think it may have stopped working, as I am having very serious thoughts of suicide and have been constructing a plan. Normally, this would mean I need to go up on my dosage of medication, but I have had, for longer than I have been on this medication, schizophrenia-like symptoms. These symptoms have been getting steadily worse since I was very young, but my therapist says that my medication may be making it worse. I am not sure. 20mg/day is a relatively low dose, and I was wondering what would happen if I just stop taking it cold turkey, instead of weaning off. I haven’t taken it yet today, and so far I feel fine. My therapist does not know that my depression has been worsening, and my prescribing doctor is not aware of the schizophrenia-like symptoms. I really don’t want to have to tell my doctor about the schizophrenia-like symptoms, because then I might have to see a psychiatrist and be dependent a whole new bunch of medications, so I need to do this by myself. Other reasons not to tell my doctor include but are not limited to a) I have a huge fear of being involuntarily committed to a psychiatric ward, and the schizophrenia-like symptoms could warrant that coupled with the suicidal thoughts, b) he’d tell my mother, who would only make matters worse despite good intentions, c) I believe he’s out of town this week, not to mention d) I sometimes wonder if he and other professionals are affiliated with the Watchers (the things that watch me all the time, I have no better way to describe them). And I can’t see a psychiatrist without a referral because I live in Canada, besides the fact that psychiatrists scare me… a lot. I need to do this myself. What will happen if I just stop taking the prozac? Will it be that bad?
I do exercise, but exercising has never really helped me. I can’t call my physician because I think he is out of the country right now on vacation. He is a pediatrician and my family doctor has seen me only a handful of times in my entire life, including when I was a baby, so I can’t and don’t want to see her.

https://popmanga.theretailerplace.com . I know its ugly and not user friendly or all the other stuff the gurus say, but its necessary evil do to the nature of my business. I sell books and the product catalogue/hosting is more than Magento and most servers can handle. Plus reintegration of the product database into a another system would cost me thousands of dollars in man power and would all over be a ugly experience. What I would like to do. Is use Magento create a small splashy website on a select group of books. Highly Niche and then link them to my products on my ugly site for sale conversion and payment processing. What I would like to happen is when I click the product you would be redirected to the product of my choosing. Currently my link hierchy on the old site is built on ISBNs and I know how to make the links but I need a place to stick the code to make Magento go to my other database. Any clues?
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The content and all the payment gateway is on the old ugly site and secured with https and some of the best encryption available I just want to link the products. I realize this will be altering Magnetos code but frankly that’s what I want to do in the first place. I’m looking for what will be the best file to edit to change into a reroute and for people who have done something similar before. I know that a great many folks are using this software to sell amazon affiliate stuff and I want to do it with my own products. So someone has already pulled it off and the code exists somewhere.