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Why Wont Americans Adhere To My Plans?

Mr. Jefferson gave me high praises:
“Bacon, Locke and Newton … I consider them as the three greatest men that have ever lived, without any exception…”
My brilliant ideas influenced your Declaration of Independence. Without me, you petty Americans would not have the right to life, liberty and property. Mr. Jefferson really meant property even though he changed into the joke “pursuit of happiness”. Although I forgive him.
Obama and his administration are destroying my ideal Libertarian society. Yes I know I promoted slavery and the death penalty but I was young and foolish. Perhaps I don’t oppose them completely and sometimes they should be used on Liberals but… I request this from you this Americans: Vote for Mr. Ron Paul in the next election. Yes I know free market failed in so many circumstances but we never REALLY had a free market.
Thank you Americans.
Signed
Your secret founding father
John Locke

No Responses to “Why Wont Americans Adhere To My Plans?”

  1. lil' autarch says:

    You should be more accurate, Mr. Imitation Locke, and specify that liberty’s erosion started with the enhanced centralization of government immediately after the civil war, and came into bloom with the establishment of a privately owned central bank in 1913.
    Everything since — with rare exceptions — has simply added rococo to the basic design of serfdom.
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  2. Peter Schiff was right says:

    “Yes I know free market failed in so many circumstances but we never REALLY had a free market.”
    Do not contradict yourself. We have been using demand side Keynesian mixed market economic policy for decades now. The free market does not exist in the USA. Ron Paul needs to win in 2012.

  3. The Soothsayer says:

    You belong in the Tower of London before being drawn and quartered, then burned and buried before the crows try feasting on your bones.You are a vile excuse of a man.Why are you always talking shop, so very insipid.You are no William Blake to be certain.

  4. Jake says:

    Troll.

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