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I wrote a series of comical essays book, based on adventures I’ve had.
Below is the synopsis, which of these titles should I name it?
1) Splash, the world is my puddle
2) Cali for my kidney
3) Adventures of a girl not so famous
In this sarcastically written book of essays, Emily takes getting in and out of trouble to a whole new level.
A small town girl chasing dreams in Manhattan as a struggling actress, Emily finds herself in one crazy adventure after another. She explains the ups and downs of serving pretzels for a living, while cluing readers in on the secrets of airline. One day she’s riding around with Mr. Softee, the next day she’s naively being flown first class to Los Angeles by a sketchy director. She almost sold her kidney on the black market for money to move to California, and almost married a guy in Vegas she never slept with.
While she might not be rich or famous, she lives an exciting life abundant in adventure. She’s been almost kidnapped, chased by mobsters, and attacked stray dogs in Costa Rica, her theory is “The world is my puddle waiting for me to splash.”
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