Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Over the last few years members of my family have been dying in suspicious circumstances. My father “accidentally” fell on a rake as he was walking our dog 2 years ago. Then, 1 year later my mother was attacked my a pack of vicious Alsatians that I know for a fact our “pet” dog was affiliated with. Lastly, my brother brought our “precious” pit bull out hunting with him one day and later we found him with his head blown off. The cops said it was preposterous that it was Rex, but I had my suspicions. I checked for paw prints and bingo.. they were his. Now it’s just me and him…. him with his constant staring at me. It’s either him or me, and now I think it’s time to fight back.

When I left the house this morning I got to the end of the driveway and there were 4 very large paw prints painted on our driveway. It was obvious who did it..well not “who” exactly, but they were paw prints of our kids’ school mascot so it was someone affiliated with the school.
I drove down the road and saw that they had painted other people’s driveways too.
Now really this doesn’t bother me, I mean it’s not hurting anything and the kids think it’s cool (they do look pretty neat)…I just want to know who thought it was okay to go around painting people’s driveways? lol
BQ: What is your kids’ school mascot?