Affiliate Marketing Secrets

Santorum: True I voted for planned parenthood and increases in debt ceiling, but that was before. Now I am the true conservative, I will ban contraception for workers who work at certain institutions and their affiliates.
Newt: I was the speaker of the House when we repeatedly balanced the budget and reformed welfare. Hence, I am the true conservative.
Romney: I was for Massachusetts universal Healthcare, but I oppose the Affordable Healthcare Act and will repeal it, therefore, that makes me a true conservative.
Ron Paul: Santorum is a fake and not a true conservative.