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Gravitationists: Aren’t You Aware Of The Huge Gap In The Theory Of Gravity?

One, giant, festering hole in the theory of gravity is that physicists can’t explain *why* large masses attract smaller masses. They can explain how, but this little piece of missing knowledge is worse than the pffft, “theory” of evolution.
I mean, we all know it’s a fact that allelic frequencies vary in a population over time, and that those alleles which contribute to a species survival in it’s niche increase over time. We also know that the “theory” of evolution explains these observed facts. BUT, no one can explain *why* gravity works the way it does.
Take that gravitationists! It looks like the hundreds of thousands of biologists all over the world are on to something, while you’re just peddling what amounts to scientific smut. STOP teaching the lie of gravity in our schools!
Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to go slap my chest, try to bite my ear, and stick square pegs into round holes.
HERPA-MOTHER-F*CKING-DERP-DERP.

No Responses to “Gravitationists: Aren’t You Aware Of The Huge Gap In The Theory Of Gravity?”

  1. American Psycho says:

    I know gravity is there. No proof is needed.

  2. Twunt says:

    you are transparent

  3. lunarcur says:

    It is all about this damned war in the world. Whatever is most dense, is stronger, and will crush others, MERCILESSLY.
    My, well, our best choice is trying to obliviate from it all, and start a new, FULLY independent world, where everyone is brothers and sisters.

  4. Anisah Mahmood says:

    Yeah, you tell them!

  5. Angry Dad says:

    Yes!
    Don’t believe in the Religion of Gravitationism, it’s nothing but a Hellish philosophy
    The bible clearly teaches the locations of Heaven and Hell, the former being high in the sky, between the clouds and the stars, and the latter being deep within the earth. However, gravity raises some troubling implications:
    it teaches that everything on earth is, in fact, drawn towards a point deep within the earth.
    This point, of course is Hell. So, gravitationism teaches that everything on earth tries to get to Hell! And this “everything” includes, of course, Christians. Can you imagine a more unbiblical doctrine?
    Hell is literally central in this philosophy, and Heaven is the place where everything tries to get away from.
    __________
    If you want final proof that gravity is a lie of Satan, an easy deduction argument is enough:
    Fact 1: Satan’s lies try to land people in Hell
    Fact 2: Gravity tries to land people in Hell.
    Ergo: Gravity is a lie of Satan
    FIGHT GRAVITATIONISM!

  6. pat z says:

    They got it all backwards. Gravity exists. Me = larger mass. Chocolate chip cookie (homemade, of course) = smaller mass. Attraction: TOTAL. The cookie can’t walk so I politely go to it. Voila! (Or should I say, eureka!?!)

  7. Robot Menace says:

    Here here. These damn gravitationalists have even just failed again to find it’s gauge boson in the exact place they said they would find it!!! Now they are saying it might be in other energy ranges. It’s all just guesses and lies to keep the airlines in business and corrupt the youth!!!

  8. Jimbo says:

    I think we should go on teaching gravity, but also teach the controversy.

  9. Robert Abuse says:

    That`s really heavy man.

  10. ' says:

    That’s right! The THEORY of relativity is just a THEORY! You can’t explain gravity with a THEORY. ZEUS IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    When you see lightning in the sky, it’s obvious that Zeusdidit! How can you not believe in him??
    The “scientific” way of explaining lightning is just a THEORY. I mean seriously, do you really believe that negatively charged particles in electric fields from clouds are just attracted to the earth for NO REASON?? Why would you be so stupid to believe something like that??
    This theory is false because upper layers of clouds would block photons from comming through and energizing the electrons in the water molecules in the clouds. And these ‘scientists’ say that the clouds need to be below freezing temperature in order to be energized enough to create an electric field, pffffft, HOW CAN THE ELECTRONS GO UP AN ENERGY STATE WITHOUT PHOTONS???? That’s so stupid.
    Even if the scientific THEORY for lightning was true, are you telling me that the electric field’s charge just happens to be the opposite to the grounds because of COINCIDENCE??? And are you telling me that the water molecules below freezing temperature create this charge because of COINCIDENCE???
    We’ve known about Zeus long before the bible was written. You have lived a life of sin and the only way you can be saved is by accepting your god Zeus into your heart, this way you will avoid eternal torture in the afterlife. Zeus is the only true god.

  11. Brainwid says:

    After I thought about that for A while I started floating away into space. I guess it was just faith that kept gravity. Thanks, pal, now I am liberated from the false prophet of gravity.

  12. djoldgee says:

    I’m aware that there are five different Quantum Gravity Theories. There I agree are gaps. However, as any Physicist will tell you, mass distorts the “fabric” of space/time, the larger the mass the larger the distortion. A smaller mass, although still exerting it’s own gravitational pull will “fall” towards the larger mass. Gravity can be thought of as an “entity” of mass, not exactly correct I know, but for our purposes a close enough analogy.

  13. C Alliss says:

    Gravity was explained 100 years ago. Space & time is warped by mass…it’s not like magnets at all…mass = energy/C2….that explains it.

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