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Welcome to Smackdown Unleashed!!! Michael Cole & Booker T welcome us to the Network debut on Espn!! Live from Las Vegas Nevada.
Rey Mysterio’s music hits as he is out to kick off the show against Christian.
Match 1: Christian vs Rey: Match is back and forth for 17:15 with Christian going for the killswitch but Rey pushes him into the ropes and hits a 619 for the win.!! After the match Diesel comes to the ring and Destroys Rey & Christian on the spot. Christian eats a big boot while Rey gets pressed over big daddy’s head and tossed out the ring onto a camera man. He grabs a mic & says that he was giving a mild example of what he can do to the world champion Edge. He tells Edge to watch his back…
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Backstage: Teddy Long is talking on the phone with a “past smackdown Pioneer” He says he can’t wait til he returns at the return of single branded ppv: Judgement Day.
Match 2: Raw’s Randy Orton vs Smackdown’s Alberto Del Rio vs Raw’s John Morrison vs Smackdown’s Kane: (This Match is a qualifier for the first two draft picks on monday nights 2011 Draft) Match last for 9:34 With Kane Chokeslamming Morrison on top of Del Rio only for Orton to hit kane with a RKO. Orton has Earned Raw 2 draft picks.
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Vince Mcmahon comes out and says he wants to make a groundbreaking announcement….The first Smackdown Draft pick will happen tonight and right now. He tells all the superstars to come to the ring. Raw superstars are on the ramp while smackdown stars on in the ring. And…The first Smackdown Draft pick is…..JOHN CENA.. Mcmahon tells the smackdown stars to welcomely open up to the newest member of the smackdown family John Cena. Cena Shakes Ortons hand…Shakes the game’s hand and Runs to the ring to be with his new Smackdown roster….McMahon Laughs and says…”You think this is all harmonic fellowship!?” Oh no…since both rosters are out….he wants the Raw roster to stand on the stage and watch…and let the smackdown stars watch around the ring…as Cena’s first match happens tonight…against…..*Theme music hits* Cole screams “Oh no…he’s back!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgkKsgBCU…
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Match 3: Cena Vs Big Daddy V: Cena gets in some good shots but it turns into a squash match when HHH hits the ring and blast cena with a sledge…V picks up the win with a samoan drop. Vince tells Hunter that he did a good job. Vince tells Cena that To fit in…he has to be broken in by the big boys…Cena is still sprawled out in the ring. Cena appears to be bleeding.
Vince tells orton to get down there and punt Cena…Orton doesnt want to do it. Vince Yells “Kick his head off or your fired!” Orton makes his way to the ring a with hesitance punt kicks Cena’s head…
Vince is laughing…”Oh yes…this is good” Vince tells Edge and Christian to set up a table…they set it up…Vince tells Big Show & Kane to Chokeslam him through the table. Cena is out of it. Vince then calls out Cm Punk And New Nexus…He calls on the core…He tells them to affiliate for one night to destroy a common enemy. They jump and pummel Cena…Mcmahon Screams “You are looking at THE NEW CORPORATION!!!” The lights go off…Undertaker is in the ring clearing house!! Undertaker starts clearing out the new corp members..Then the rest of the rosters hit the ring and join the brawl…Booker T Leaves the announce booth to join in…It’s all out Chaos!! Vince Tells it all to cease and tells the Corporation to retreat…..
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Match 4: Kofi Kingston vs Super Crazy: Back and forth match ends at 6:40 with a trouble in paradise to Crazy for the win..Kofi is the winner.
Backstage: Teddy is Talking to vince asking why the New Corp is doing this…Vince fires teddy and says this is his show and he runs everything. Vince welcomes the fans to a new age…and says the main event will be The New Corp’s Edge vs Diesel *instant face turn for diesel* in a street fight.
Match 5: Michelle McCool vs Beth Pheonix: 3:12 who cares lol
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Main Event: Diesel Vs Edge: Street fight: Match last 10 mins with Diesel slamming edge through the announce table and pinning him.
Christian comes out and clocks diesel with a chair….Mcmahon is on the screen watching…
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Make Sure to Read Raw Unleashed!! *Coming soon*!!!

Would this outline work as the basis for an 8th harry potter book?
Book 8: Harry Potter and the Treasures of the Founders
Harry Potter has a dream whick tells him that he was destined to be the true master of death, and the he could read the book that sears the reader’s eyes if he posessed all 3 of the deathly hallows. Harry potter then follows his destiny, and reclaims the Elder Wand, and the Resurrection Stone, and opens the mysterious eye searing book. Within the book he finds that it isn’t a book after all, instead it is a box containing a series of scrolls created by the founders. One explaining 7 magical treasures created when the founders of hogwarts bound the Dark Master in human form. After the defeat of the dark master the 7 founders, 3 of which the names were lost to history were given each one desire. Helga Huffelpuff said “give me a means of traveling through time so that i could see the future, and visit my ancestors” The dark master gave her the time turner. Rowenda Ravenclaw said “give me a crystal that held the light of a star” the dark master then gave her the Star Glass. Godric Gryffindor wanted a sword that claimed the powers of those it defeated, and the dark master created Godric Gryffindor’s Sword. Salazar Slytherin desired a hat that could see the innermost secrets of the mind, and protect against dementors, and the Dark Master created the Sorting Hat. The 3 lost founders were wiser with their desires, and Molly Mermadorin wished for a mirror that could grant any desire, so she could get asd many desires as she wanted. Meanwhile Tia Tiranin wanted a wand that could match the spell of any other wand, and thus recieved the Self-Spelling Wand. The eldest and wisest of the 7, David Draconis figured a wish that could cause the dark master to lose his own powers. He wished for a ring that could allow its bearer to dominate the wills of others, and be unbeatable in contest, and be “all powerful”. The dark master then reluctantly gave up his own ring of power to David Draconis, who used it to bind the dark master in human form, and prophesized a “master of death” who would defeat the dark master in the year 2010. After reading this, harry potter proceded to tell the headmaster about this discovery. Harry Potter was then given Godric Gryffindors sword by the headmaster, and he was also allowed to “borrow” the sorting hat for his quest. He asked the headmaster about hermione’s time turner, and the headmaster showed the time turner to him, and it matched the markings on the scroll. That was the only “true” time turner, and allowed time travel infinitely forward and back, whereas other time turners allowed travel within a day. Harry Potter was allowed to keep this time turner, as it may serve him in his quest. Harry Potter then went into the Ravenclaw house, by casting a confundus charm with the elder wand on the door that usually allowed only ravenclaws to pass, and he took the star glass from within the ravenclaw house. Finally he entered the lost catacombs deep beneath hogwarts and found the Mirror of Destiny, and the Self-Spelling Wand after wandering for days. Finally in another chamber was the niche that once housed the ring of power. Harry Potter was then attacked by a legion of dementors, but they had no power over him as he was wearing the sorting hat. Harry potter was then disarmed of the elder wand, and was being oppressed by dementors. He immediately used the resurrection stone and called forth the spirits of the founders, and he held up the star glass and the dementors were vanquished, however the elder wand was nullified as its mastry transfered from a dementor to the founders who were dead. He saw numbers on the wall revealing a particular time, and he want to that time with the time turner and claimed the 7th treasure, the Ring of Power. Harry Potter then used the ring to dominate the elder wand, and bound its powers to the ring. He then cast a killing curse striong enough to destroy the dark master, and he then used his new found powers to pass all class in his 7th and 8th years with perfect scores, and at his graduation he was inagurated as headmaster, and crowned Lord of Wizards. Harry Potter decided to make all 3 deathly hallows family heirlooms, but he decided to make only 6 of thre treasures of the founders heirlooms, and he decided that the sorting hat belonged to the wizards of hogwarts more so than it did to him. He also passed on the maurader’s map, and he lived to the remarkable age of 1000, before he finally died peacefuly.

I would like to make a magic ring that will give me these powers?
Telekinesis
Biokinesis (the ability to alter living things)
Chronokinesis
Electrokinesis
Pyrokinesis
Atmokinesis (the ability to control the weather)
Telepathy
Reading the memories of the dead
Communication with the dead
Bilocation/Multilocation
Precognition
The ability to speak any language in any accent
The ability to imitate any personality perfectly
Retrocognition
The ability to apport objects (make gold appear from nowhere)
Vitakinesis (to harm and heal)
Increased intelligence (preferably omnicience)
The ability to control the free will of others
Guaranteed good luck
Guaranteed win in game or contest
Increased physical strength
and Invisibility
I already know how to purify, and cleanse a magic wand, and I think I will do the same with the ring, but I would then need to “enchant” the ring so it has the powers I described. I think that the lemurian city of Telos, which is under Mount Shasta has magic powers suficiant enough to create my ring. I need to know where the gates of telos are, and need an extremely powerful, and extremely dark magick spell so that I can take all the power of the lemurian city of Telos, and completely drain the Ley Line grid of the planet to create my ring. I have heard that the lenni lenapi tribe had a spell that could capture and contain any magical energy, and someone formed a secret society called the Legion of the Hooded Falcon to protect the spell. Doing my research I confirmed that they had that spell written in the “Black Book” which has sinced vanished along with the Legion of the Hooded Falcon.
I have been studying magick, and hae learned to use wands, and candle magick, as well as incense and psychic abilities. I have wanted to have greater power that described in the above message, and many of these powers no witch or wizard has. I don’t want my ring to be like frodo’s in LOTR, but I want a magic ring like i described.
I won’t use the ring with malicious intent, instead on;t using it to cheat in small games and contests, bend people to my will in a good manner. I will not use it to get “world domination” and I will use the biokinesis to resurect my dead pets. I will be better able to invest in the stock market with precognitive ability, and I will use omnicience to my advantage in playing game shows like jepopardy thus increasing my wealth further. I will also keep conjuring up gold, until I need a bigger valut to keep it in. I would also be a very good magician, and would change my career to a wizard, and have magic shows, but use actual magick instead of illusions. I would also use my vitakinesis to drain the live from the annoying barking dogs at my neighbor;s house.
When I die, (I’m probably gonna go to hell since I use the ring to sin so many numerous times, but nothing severe, and I used satanic magick”. I would leave the ring to my nephew, along with instructions to destroy it, (destroying it will require breaking an indestructability spell etc.), so no one will be temped to use it. After its destruction the power will go back to the lemurians, and the ley line grid, and all will be as before.
I need the spells, and I need to know where the gates of telos are so I can claim the power and enchant my magic ring now? Any help please, as I can’t wait to have my magic ring?