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I am into affiliate marketing not very successful because of time but could you guys share some info about what you think about this type of business.

I am into affiliate marketing not very successful because of time but could you guys share some info about what you think about this type of business.

I think most chupacabras are Tibetan Buddhists. Of course, last time I asked one it leapt at my head.

1. Which of the following is a living feature of the environment?
A-water
B-fungi
C-soil
lD-ight
2. Which of the following are nonliving features of the environment?
A-plants
B-animals
C-producers
D-minerals
3. The organisms of one species living together in the same place at the same time are a ____.
A-community
B-population
C-niche
D-all of the above

Ok, so don’t report me this is a serious thing that i have been thinking about. If you are easily offended please don’t read on. 😀
Heres how i wish farts happened…..It would be great if every time a person farted, a lot of foul smelling powder blew out, different colors according to what you have eaten.
Now think, people shopping, walking along the street would be blowing powder all the time, it could never be secret, and you could never blame someone else, because you would be covered in brown powder!
This opens up a new market for me, i start making pieces of cardboard covered in adheisive, whenever you feel a fart coming, hold the cardboard behind your buttox, the powder will stick to it and you can do what you please with the cardboard, throw it away, keep it, reuse it even!
Does anybody wish farts were like this?

I tried ppc like programs. Not succeed and not possible. Affiliated marketing takes more time to earn money. Any other option? I am in India.