Affiliate Marketing Secrets

If I were to get one of the affiliate programs which put their ads on my website and i get payed each time someone clicks on the ad. Then I just go on tons of different computers and just keep clicking the adds, and then get paid?

My paypals down and i need to pay an ebay. Bank deposit is for Suncorp but i dont know if theres even one in Adelaide.When googling,commonwealth comes up alot-are they affiliated? Can i pay it there instead?

Me and a friend of mine want to make a website and facebook page for webaite we are affiliates of, so we can help sell their products and get money at the same time, but we cant come up with a good name. Any ideas??
We are affiliates of all dif kinds of site, like soccer websites, clothing sites, electronic sites. So any ideas. Btw im italian and my buddy is asian and we are both 16

I would like to get more clients for my wedding caketoppers business. which is the best place to start looking for affiliates (whether they are associated in the wedding business themselves or just random people who can recommend it to their friends and earn some extra money).
are forums the best approach? or would that be considered as spamming?
thanks

Does anyonw know about ACE capital funding. They offer an affiliate biz opportunity . They lend money to small and medium Businesses, but to start they require a deposit. They have a phone number and you can actually can talk to them, but the fact that they want a deposit to start, makes me doubt.

I feel like im wasting away. Im 25, and i dont do ANYTHING. I’ve been off for nearly 3 weeks now and i’ve done nothing but sit on my *** day in day out watching tv and playing on my laptop. I’ve yet to get my drivers licence cause, i don’t care. I Went to college but ended up dropping out cause yes, i stopped caring. My lifelong dream of going sky diving was accomplished this past summer and yeah, i feel like it wasn’t as great as it should have been.
I’ve tried just about everything i could think of, career-wise and hobby-wise and i feel like i just can’t find what i need. For about a year i used to hit he gym just about every 2nd day, then i stopped caring. I’ve taken courses galore hoping to find that niche that everybody is supposed to have, but every time it starts, i get sick of it.
As a child i was in advanced classes, im not a stupid person, but i just dont have any motivation. More and more im becoming hesitant in spending my money trying anything cause i feel like the materials will just end up taking up space in my closet like the rest.
Any suggestions as to what i could do?