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Me and my girlfriend we had sex about a month ago and was her first time doing it as well as mine. We have been going out for almost a year and i had an empty box of condoms on my bag which my mom happen to go through my bag (even though she taught me to respect other’s stuff) and she found the empty box of condoms. i was going to soccer practice and on the way out she told me “what was that box on your bag?” and i just pretended i didn’t hear her and walked away, however, after i left the house she yelled “i’m telling your dad” and that alarmed me. My problem with this is that my mom she treats me like i was 10 even though i’m 17 almost turning 18 and it really bugs me because i can’t drive because of her belief that “you’re going to crash onto another car” even though the streets i drive in are basically empty and i have driven for over 1 year now. Also i can’t go to places besides the park in front of my house because she thinks “you’re going to get shot” or “you’re to smoke weed with your gangster friends” even though our neighborhood is calm and i don’t smoke weed nor i have friends who are affiliated to any gang. On the other side i have my dad who is an open minded person. He talks the problems out contrary to my mom which she starts yelling and accusing people of being gang members or stuff like that. My dad will talk out the problem with me if she tells him about the box of condoms she found of my bag but my mom will basically start WW3 about that box of condoms. Also my girlfriends parents are the really strict parents and i understand that and that’s why i used the condom in the first place, making sure she didn’t get pregnant or get any disease. I don’t want her parents to know about this but if there is no solution then i will attach to the consequences. How can i talk about this to my parents if they asked me about it? any suggestions. My girlfriend told me that if my mom disapproves me using them, then she’s denying safety from us by not letting me use the condoms. I know it’s not right having sex at such a young age but me and her talked through it for a long while and we both agree to attach to the consequences. Basically my problem is that how to discuss this with my parents? any suggestions?

I LIVE IN NAPLES,FLORIDA AND I WANT A VARSITY JACKET LIKE http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=53081&utm_source=gan&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=k147466 BUT DAT ONE IS SOLD OUT I WANT TO BUY ONE AT A STORE NOT ONLINE SO CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?!?!?!

Please help me. l have a website and my hosting is running out because am not using it.
Basically, l like to sell different product on my website “like kids toys, digital item, etc..” but l don’t have money now to purchase those item now. So am guessing is there a way l can find a store or website that sell all the item then add it to my website and purchase it for cheaper price then send it to customer.
Does any body think this a good idea?
Or
If there is any manufacturer out there that can permit to me add there product to my website then purchase it from them and earn commission.
The so called affiliate is not working for me. Any advice please, Thanks in advance.

I need a module for Magento to run affiliate programm on my site. Will appreciate some tested and free modules if it’s possible.

There’s this beautiful girl who works at a place I’ve been affiliated with for about 5 years now. I was an employee for 3 years, and currently on my 2nd doing services there. She works with all my friends/ex co-workers, and it has been brought to her attention that I am interested in her; It has also been confirmed she is interested in me too. We were introduced briefly, but it was only enough to break the ice since she was busy working. I am going to be seeing her on and off this weekend and I was thinking of ideas that can show her I’m interested in her. I came up with small things so far like maybe surprising her with her favorite ice coffee? Any ideas and opinions will be much appreciated. Thanks.
P.S I’m 21 and about to be a SR in college, she just turned 18 and is going into her Freshman year .(just a little background)

I’ve been filling out my NROTC application and I have found that out of all the colleges I want to apply to I can only apply to one college that are cross town affiliates of my first choice host unit USD, and I must pick another host unit. However the other host units seem to be out of my reach when it comes to getting in, I want to stay close to home, what should I do?