Affiliate Marketing Secrets

like someone here said that men have become more caring because they have less testosterone

I need to track some incoming traffic / links to my site.
I can do it with my current web analytics provider but I have to sort through the statistics myself.
I want to be able to track upto a few thousand referral links eg. www.example.com/?ref=referrer
I want to have them all sorted so that I can just look at how many visitors I recieved from that referral link and how many of those hits were unique etc. etc.
I would also prefer if this is emedable (<— is that even a word)
Like I said before this can be done with many different tracking sites but many of them show the entire incoming traffic for a specific link and I have to sort through each referral link myself.
I need it to be able to track 1000+++ different referral links to 10+ pages recieving 50000+ hits per month.
I need this strictly for time saving.
I hope this is enough information.

Recently, I met some of the sweetest people affiliated with a certain team I was interested in. Two of the people I met were actually in a relationship. The guy was really cute, and the girl is so sweet! I’ve seen them together twice, but the one time I see him alone, I got shy and kept embarrassing myself. After the practice was over, I thanked him for coaching and said he did a good job, especially for being on his own. He smiled and said “thanks”, but would not look at me.
That night, I had a dream about him. It sounds weird, but it made me like him more.
Him and his girlfriend have been together for a few years.
I just want to know what it means, considering I haven’t even thought of a relationship, let alone liking someone. It’s the first guy I’ve been interested in for about a year.
I would NEVER do anything. I just want to know what it means, if anything at all.

If anyone is interested in going abroad for higher studies, I highly recommend the Universities in Malaysia for students who want to study abroad, but can not afford to pay the high tuition fees and the steep living costs in countries like Australia and UK.
There are quite a few branches of foreign universities in Malaysia ( eg. Curtin university, Monash University, University of Southampton, Lancaster University) where you can get Australian/UK degrees at a fraction of the cost of doing them in their home country. Moreover, many Malaysian Universities have twinning programmes which are affiliated with UK/Australian Universities . The advantage of these programmes is that students are awarded UK/Australian degrees upon completion of their courses and in many of these programmes, students can transfer to the UK/Australian campus in the last year of their study. You can save upto 40% in tuition fees and obtain a world class degree by studying in Malaysia.
The living cost in Malaysia is about 1000-1500 Ringitts per month (including accomodation,food and other expenses) , which is quite less compared to UK/US/Australia. Generally, you can rent a very comfortable private room in an apartment building within this budget.
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Thanks.

some of the reviews seems suspicious

I’m looking for something that I can use to incentivise sharing. I want to give account credits to those who refer friends. I’ve looked into some of the high end affiliate tracking programs, but they’re too complicated. I need something very basic for my users so they don’t have to read and make decisions. Something like add this or share this would work, but I don’t think they track referals the way I want.