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I have worked there for over 2 years. I’m scared that they will judge me, so I have held off on telling them. I am almost 5 months pregnant and it’s starting to become obvious that I’m gaining baby and not fat. I just had to call in and say that I couldn’t work tomorrow because I have a fever, my boss seems disappointed because I’ve always usually worked when I’m sick. I know if I call and explain to her that I am pregnant and this is my first time being sick with a fever since I’ve gotten pregnant, but I am scared that they will use that as an excuse to not give me as many hours. I am 18 and single, and my work place is religiously affiliated.
I guess what I’m asking is how I should tell my boss (over the phone) tonight when I call her.

I have received multiple phone calls from a fraudulant company saying that I owe them money (I have already verified that I do not, as they said they are a debt collector for Cashnetusa.com. I called the actual company just to make sure there was nothing wrong with an account I had opened up previously. They said I was in good standing and that other customers have complained about the same type of phone calls, but it is not in any way affiliated with cashnetusa.com). I have all proof, etc of this. I was told I needed to pay back $400 that I supposedly took out in July of 2009 (which again is crazy because I did not even know there was a company called cashnetusa.com at that time). Anyways, I know that some people may suggest that I stop these harrassing phone calls by either getting a new number or blocking their calls. However, not only are they calling my work, they’re calling from multiple different numbers from area codes all around the USA. In addition, they have my social security number, bank information, and other personal information. I have put an alert out on all three credit bureaus and filed a complaint on the FTC. However, I went to file a police report as well and they refused to do so. I even explained to the police woman that not only do these scammers have my information, but they’ve also threatened to come after me. In the man’s exact words, “I will personally come after you and make you pay for this money you owe.” Please remember that there is no money I owe in the first place. These people also say their names are Mary Smith or Mike Miller, yet have the strongest Indian accent when they speak. I told the police that I’m concerned because I’m not sure where they are really located and they have access to my personal information so can find me at home and that I live alone so it is something that concerns me. She told me the best thing they can do is if someone who looks suspicous shows up at my home or work then I should call the police. She didn’t even let me file a report for my stolen information! I feel like this is completely illegal. So I have to wait for these people to either come find me or use my information to steal from me. What do I need to do?

I’m hoping the answers to this question will let me see what cool niche hobbies are out there and cool equipment I may have no clue about that I can have fun researching. Thanks! Best answer will be chosen by the hobby/purchase combination I find the most inspiring.

Welcome to Smackdown Unleashed!!! Michael Cole & Booker T welcome us to the Network debut on Espn!! Live from Las Vegas Nevada.
Rey Mysterio’s music hits as he is out to kick off the show against Christian.
Match 1: Christian vs Rey: Match is back and forth for 17:15 with Christian going for the killswitch but Rey pushes him into the ropes and hits a 619 for the win.!! After the match Diesel comes to the ring and Destroys Rey & Christian on the spot. Christian eats a big boot while Rey gets pressed over big daddy’s head and tossed out the ring onto a camera man. He grabs a mic & says that he was giving a mild example of what he can do to the world champion Edge. He tells Edge to watch his back…
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Backstage: Teddy Long is talking on the phone with a “past smackdown Pioneer” He says he can’t wait til he returns at the return of single branded ppv: Judgement Day.
Match 2: Raw’s Randy Orton vs Smackdown’s Alberto Del Rio vs Raw’s John Morrison vs Smackdown’s Kane: (This Match is a qualifier for the first two draft picks on monday nights 2011 Draft) Match last for 9:34 With Kane Chokeslamming Morrison on top of Del Rio only for Orton to hit kane with a RKO. Orton has Earned Raw 2 draft picks.
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Vince Mcmahon comes out and says he wants to make a groundbreaking announcement….The first Smackdown Draft pick will happen tonight and right now. He tells all the superstars to come to the ring. Raw superstars are on the ramp while smackdown stars on in the ring. And…The first Smackdown Draft pick is…..JOHN CENA.. Mcmahon tells the smackdown stars to welcomely open up to the newest member of the smackdown family John Cena. Cena Shakes Ortons hand…Shakes the game’s hand and Runs to the ring to be with his new Smackdown roster….McMahon Laughs and says…”You think this is all harmonic fellowship!?” Oh no…since both rosters are out….he wants the Raw roster to stand on the stage and watch…and let the smackdown stars watch around the ring…as Cena’s first match happens tonight…against…..*Theme music hits* Cole screams “Oh no…he’s back!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgkKsgBCU…
-Commercial-
Match 3: Cena Vs Big Daddy V: Cena gets in some good shots but it turns into a squash match when HHH hits the ring and blast cena with a sledge…V picks up the win with a samoan drop. Vince tells Hunter that he did a good job. Vince tells Cena that To fit in…he has to be broken in by the big boys…Cena is still sprawled out in the ring. Cena appears to be bleeding.
Vince tells orton to get down there and punt Cena…Orton doesnt want to do it. Vince Yells “Kick his head off or your fired!” Orton makes his way to the ring a with hesitance punt kicks Cena’s head…
Vince is laughing…”Oh yes…this is good” Vince tells Edge and Christian to set up a table…they set it up…Vince tells Big Show & Kane to Chokeslam him through the table. Cena is out of it. Vince then calls out Cm Punk And New Nexus…He calls on the core…He tells them to affiliate for one night to destroy a common enemy. They jump and pummel Cena…Mcmahon Screams “You are looking at THE NEW CORPORATION!!!” The lights go off…Undertaker is in the ring clearing house!! Undertaker starts clearing out the new corp members..Then the rest of the rosters hit the ring and join the brawl…Booker T Leaves the announce booth to join in…It’s all out Chaos!! Vince Tells it all to cease and tells the Corporation to retreat…..
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Match 4: Kofi Kingston vs Super Crazy: Back and forth match ends at 6:40 with a trouble in paradise to Crazy for the win..Kofi is the winner.
Backstage: Teddy is Talking to vince asking why the New Corp is doing this…Vince fires teddy and says this is his show and he runs everything. Vince welcomes the fans to a new age…and says the main event will be The New Corp’s Edge vs Diesel *instant face turn for diesel* in a street fight.
Match 5: Michelle McCool vs Beth Pheonix: 3:12 who cares lol
-Replay of the massive brawl-
-Commercial-
Main Event: Diesel Vs Edge: Street fight: Match last 10 mins with Diesel slamming edge through the announce table and pinning him.
Christian comes out and clocks diesel with a chair….Mcmahon is on the screen watching…
(Show closes)
Make Sure to Read Raw Unleashed!! *Coming soon*!!!

I’ve been doing affiliate marketing for a while. I picked the marketplace of my favorite, generate a hoplink, and I put it in as the destination url and bought traffic to that site and it brought 6000 visitors to it. So far, I’m making no money.
What went wrong? Is it that I’m missing something or don’t have a website or a blog? Or is it that ClickBank is a scam?

First off, I’m not suicidal or a crazed lunatic! I’m a single 30 yr old male and over the last few months I’ve gone from being TERRIFIED of the very thought of my own mortality to actually accepting it as a release from this miserable world. I’ve got a LOT of health issues (nerve damage, a limp, constant chronic pain, hip problems, and terrible anxiety to top it off) and while there is no reason to believe I’m dying any sooner than anyone else, what was a phobia now seems like an upcoming vacation. I even bought a niche for my ashes near where Johnny Cash (my hero) is buried. I just want to know if this seems like “normal” behavior to an outside party or a sign that I might need some help. Thanks!
P.S. I’m hoping all the trolls will draw from what little soul they have and help me out here, or at least not bog the posting down with smarta$$ comments!