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I have enough trouble keeping track of the summer ones, and now the winter ones that aren’t even shaped like anything are being given names? I have to wonder whose bright idea that was, or maybe who was trying to impress the boss by naming a storm after him. Was this necessary? Was this crying out to be done?
Please help me because I am suffering from free-floating anger at needless bureaucratic mummery.

I have to use this all year for school and I’m not sure if the carrot floral patch is to summery for the winter, but I also don’t know if the other backpack is big enough…
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Is it possible for a completely non-Johns Hopkins affiliated high school student to take winter courses at JH(w/ subject of my choice, like at community colleges)? If not, which universities offer such sessions? Finally, are “intersessions” only for the current university students?