Affiliate Marketing Secrets

So, to get more stock space I need to sell an article of clothing from a store advertisement. I’ve sent out three different advertisements in the past three days.
My store interior is Grace’s shop, and I have sent out Alvarado and AZ-USA, the affiliates of it, and one Masquerade ad.
Customers will NOT buy anything from my ads, and it’s getting really frustrating. Please help!

Im not sure if youve heard, but I want to make a family restaurant called Larry’s family funhouse, its going to have a nice charming interior with photos of me holding a trophy, me line dancing, me in vegas winning the big one and photos of me that you get at theme parks on rides. Its going to feature the “L-bone steak”, larrys famous fish nuggets and a promo callec funky friday with meal deals, specials such as my funk steak and a funk themed disco. What do you think of the restaurant opinions and additional ideas are welcome, and more importantly can I market my famous funk steak marinade and larrys secret recipe ketchup for folks to take home? do I need a patent ect
Cheers, Big L