Affiliate Marketing Secrets

I was contemplating doing one. They don’t cost any money except to purchase a domain name. I do know they require you to fix any problems that may occur with the site, from a control panel at the site. That might be a bit of a challenge for me, I would think.
Then there would be the advertising. If done by email, anything other than ‘permission based’ email marketing is not tolerated.
Any information would be helpful. Good stories, bad stories, advice, places to advertise, etc.

Knowing that some readers would instantly jump to conclusions, I’m listing the following factors first:
1) I am only attracted to a very particular niche (unfortunately attraction is biological and there is nothing I could do to change this)
2) most girls see me as long term material the very first sight they see me (not trying to be arrogant here, but it’s true and oftentimes I wish it wasn’t)
3) I do not chase and I do not conform to play hard to get (to be fair, if I was sadistic enough, I would manipulate the situation so that they would chase me, so don’t get me started; and if they pester me enough about it, thinking it’s the only way the guy is interested or they are being selfish and get the guy to unnaturally become submissive, I would be more inclined to throw her/them out). Having said that, I don’t care who makes the first move, so long one of us does.
4) I uphold ethics and principles such that if she is looking for something completely different to what I am, e.g. I am considering whether she is someone I would date vs she thinking I am long term material, it’s no game and I break it off
5) I do not want people to change themselves because of me, because it seems fake and, if they put up with it over the long term, they could easily get depressed
6) I cannot stand shy girls i.e. can’t even talk to them properly or even be able to befriend them. (To be fair, they are too tensed to say anything properly to me and we keep getting moments of awkward silence anyway.)
7) I also reject girls on un-lady like behaviour and offensive remarks/assault (this is different from teasing). This would include manipulation and outright stupidity.
My mindset is to go out there and meet someone by chance and convenience. Having said that, I do ask friends for help and I do put myself on dating sites (no luck in either cases).
I go out to find women I am interested in and if we happen to click and look for the same thing. We go on a coffee date of some sort to know each other more (no romance involved until we are more familiar i.e. not point unless it’s genuine). If we do not naturally click, look for the same thing, or both, it’s game over and I move on. Ditto, if she violates any of the conditions stated above. No second chances.
Unfortunately the 7 conditions above will not change and do not change (trust me, I’ve tried it many times).
It’s not that I like sticking to a type, but I tend to feel very little, if any, attraction for anyone outside the niche.
From what you can tell, is there anything I am doing that is holding me back (other than the 7 conditions) or whether my mindset is a bit ‘off course’.
Cheers

Ewhoring is the strategy of acting or pretending to be for example sexy girl or even a sexy guy (mainly for gay dating sites) to make money by directing people to join a dating website you are affiliated with.
A good example is using fake pictures in a fake ad pretending to be a hot woman, then pick a prey from one of the hundreds of mails you will receive, then deceive this fool into thinking you will meet him and make all his dreams come true. Have him give you a camshow just so you can laugh while he’s in his underpants jerking and then persuade him to sign up — then block the bastard from your msn!!!

I’m a newbie to affiliate marketing & I’ve been studying this since a month. I’m trying to promote a dating website as an affiliate & I’ve signed up for a pay per lead program (i get paid if some one signs up for free) Now i dono how to promote this using free traffic! I’ve tried facebook groups but even though people join the group (they click the link) but they dont sign up for the website.So i thought of using squidoo but then they consider my article as spam & not letting it to publish. So now what should i do? should i go for blogging??? or free website (weebly)?? if blogging is the option how can i promote it? sholud i have to write articles about dating tips or review about websites? but these are the usual.. They dont seem to work now i guess.. Any other great new ideas guys??? I need your help. Anyhelp, ideas, suggestions etc are welcome. hope you can guide me.. thank you!